@waynehepner.bsky.social
I am a human from Earth.
Yep, I was on the ferry boat that day. Aliens #DroppedTheBall right down over the harbor and scooped up old Lady Liberty with some kind of tractor beam.
01.11.2025 02:25 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
But then she #DroppedTheBall and the blackest of all possible futures was unleashed. And that is how I met your mama.
01.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
#WhenImNotAroundPeople I'm communing with nature.
30.10.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Everything was lovely, however, I find the audible weeping and cursing #WhenIEatTooMuch unprofessional and distracting.
26.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
#WhenIEatTooMuch I smoke weed until it feels like just the right amount.
26.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Not exactly. A Basquiat crown has perpendicular sides that don't flare out. It looks more like the crown in this famous old painting that may be where Jean-Michel first got the idea (and it looks like what anybody would draw if you just give them a marker and a piece of paper, even before Basquiat).
25.10.2025 12:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
On Jughead!
25.10.2025 12:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#AtThisPoint we pause for a few words from our sponsor.
25.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
#AtThisPoint it only hurts when I laugh.
25.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
And it's not like Jean-Michel actually invented the Jughead hat.
21.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#RunningOutOf bullets, start throwing milk.
20.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
#RunningOutOf space, I may have to clean out the old store room.
20.10.2025 01:22 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
No reason for alarm, that's just me #RunningOutOf another intervention.
20.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
#OnTheTrainRideISee Ferdinand!
06.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
#OnTheTrainRideISee the usual suspects.
06.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
#OnTheTrainRideISee a bunch of lousy railroad dicks.
06.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
In all fairness to Mr. Vance, if it was this couch, it's hard to blame him.
06.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And not just any couch!
06.10.2025 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In all fairness to the Vice-President, if it was this couch, it's kind of hard to blame him.
06.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#WhatIForgotToDo finish my masterpiece.
05.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#WhatIForgotToDo ask the elf and the genie for three wishes.
05.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#WhatIForgotToDo pack my long johns.
05.10.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#WhatIForgotToDo buy flight insurance at the airport.
05.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#WhatIForgotToDo bang your sister and punch a cop just before . . .
05.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#WhatIForgotToDo secure cabin door before takeoff.
05.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#WhatIForgotToDo kill baby Hitler.
05.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Using the same orange for both shirts makes it look like mugshots of two guys who got arrested again WHILE doing community service.
05.10.2025 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#TheresNothingMoreBoringThan being entombed without air, sound or movement until the sun expands to engulf the Earth, especially with my wife.
05.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#TheresNothingMoreBoringThan Blandness Girl
05.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
