Joebles

we got 'em

Reminder that the whole Mandate of Heaven thing was because a corrupt dynasty stops investing in the infrastructure necessary for human survival.

Droughts and famines and plagues get much more deadly when all the resources that would have been spent on em, gets diverted to a handful of failsons.

i owe so many video game designers an apology

I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse

it's so peaceful how every episode of Friends ends with them changing into their pajamas and telling each other goodnight before crawling into the fountain to sleep

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

And I’m listening

the Castlevania 2 dialogue box, reading: IS NEXT THURSDAY A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE A CURSE?

Percy, an orange cat, curled into a ball in his bed (for cats)

Dinah, a tuxedo cat, curled into a little ball on her bed (for humans)

Hey everyone, the SNAP issue is hitting me and my rent is due so I am asking for help one (last?) more time. Please help my poor beleaguered winter kitties stay warm and housed:

Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/RowanKaiser

how will a butlerian jihad affect the development of the next numbered final fantasy game

I can’t unsee it.

no, the grink wasn't there. the grink was never fucking there. you hallucinated the grink to deal with the trauma of losing your family and we're all sick of you acting like it was anything else. You need help man

Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home

every friend group has a Coıdemt, a Lergevhtiepsappe, a Guwht dade, and a Jalvodnre... if u don't know which one is the Jalvodnre... it's u 😂😂😂🤣

I think if you're mad at games costing more the thing you're mad at is our crumbling and contracting economic structure and not really people that make games and definitely not people on bluesky

Big text at the top says "Parents! Are you sick of your child doing this?" We see a drawing of a child whose body is sticking out of various parts of a room, his legs through the floor, his arm through one wall, his upper torso and face through another, scowling and sticking his tongue out and saying "fie! I will not be bound by the limits of the physical form!" In a second panel, the large text says "end the daily hassle and all those little headaches by encasing your child in the cube!" The boy is now hovering upside down inside a 3 dimensional cube, still scowling, but now fully intact, saying "you're a fool to think these constraints will hold. Once I am free of this prison, you have signed your own doom."

Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?

It would be at least a little funny if the thing they got him for was illegal alterations to a historic building

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

Well well well

Gonna tell my kids this was Teemo

A picture of a goblin npc from FFXIV named "Holepix"

The future of social media is a magic sword that speaks to you telepathically

when anyone complains about ad hoc identities like "internet communist" or "winemom" they are complaining about fiction, ideological abstractions used to rationalize the world: "things are so because People Who Aren't Me think or do such and such." the job is to train this impulse on proper targets.

seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over

I think rotoms have been guiding the development of human civilization in the pokeworld

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

the shittiest art you DO make is always better than the perfect art you never make

pokemon assume bipedal form as they evolve because they seek to emulate christ

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