Alan Kelly

And so does the rest of the UK too

He’s in the Epstein files more than Epstein

Oh the days of sitting in the family car on Rhyl seafront looking at the sea whilst the rain hammered down. Great times.

No wonder the sheep ran away

….also lives in Monaco

Yep, because the one thing the last few months has taught us is that the more money people have, the better they are as people

Funnily enough, I’d rather be a loser than a paedophile

The difference is that he can actually bend his legs

And they act quickly when it’s obvious something or someone isn’t working

You’re going to need a bigger graph

I bet he’s sweating tonight.

Alex James

Lending people more than they can afford. What could possibly go wrong? If only there were some precedent we could examine…

Someone called me a w*nker which led to an awkward situation in the middle of the supermarket

I wonder if he has a view on the role Facebook played in Brexit…

They’re all barking mad

Excellent 😂👏

This is the best mission they’ve ever done 🫣

Is she married to the other barrister who also lives in London?

You mean ‘the scouser in the black’ according to the Leeds fans…

Is that near the jungle, the mighty jungle

I say “he’s alive” in my best Brian Blessed voice when my son emerges 😂

And this knob’s Brexit has put my and millions of other families’ livelihoods at risk but we can’t all just up sticks and move to the far east

As someone who married into an Indian family, I can confidently say that Indian aunties are experts at this too 😂

No for you though Mark, you totally deserved it 😂

It could be worse, mine is Muffdust McButthole 😂

It’s where you can buy a parrot

The Towering Inferno, which sounds about right 😀

Anything by the brilliant @janecasey.bsky.social

I bet they all play on the right wing as well