Jenny McCarthy Opens Up About Horrific Health Ordeal: 'Growths on My Eyeballs, Teeth Fell Out' 'The Masked Singer' judge tells PEOPLE that a recurring mouth infection caused her teeth to fall out and led to growths on her eyeballs: "Nine surgeries this year."

wtf why are all these rich ppl’s teeth falling out, are we living in stephen king’s tommyknockers

This 101 Dalmatians reboot looks terrible

I want to see his Garfield plaque. “Hated mondays, loved lasagna - and donald j trump! Faced repeated invasions but shipped those immigrants right back to timbuktu! They don’t let you do it anymore, but we will, and when we do it we’re not gonna put air holes in the box, i can tell you that much”

Someone figured out why it’s so cheap

Also suuuuper white. Pretty sure there were more starships than black women

YouTube video by NPR Music Sabrina Carpenter: Tiny Desk Concert

I thought she was really funny and charming during her tiny desk concert. Seems like a lot of her songs start off as goofy jokes that she runs with. Felt a little like watching Dolly Parton.

How Centuries-Old Dice Reveal Changing Attitudes About Fate Dice made in Roman times were lopsided and irregular, but they became more consistent during the Renaissance

Neat! I found this about changes in European-style dice over time and thought the “irregular vs balanced die” change was cool.

With 831 Stories, romance fans get more than a steamy read 831 Stories is all-in on the romance genre, and the founders are cultivating a whole world around the books they publish, complete with fanfiction and merchandise.

NPR covered them in September and when i heard it (during late afternoon/early evening, so prominently placed) i remember wondering wtf i just heard. The report sounded like a favor someone did for their cousin trying to start a new business

YouTube video by Storied This Welsh Christmas tradition includes heads on spikes

gotta have a mari lwyd

Reasons to Survive November Tony Hoagland November like a train wreck— as if a locomotive made of cold had hurtled out of Canada and crashed into a million trees, flaming the leaves, setting the woods on fire. The sky is a thick, cold gauze— but there’s a soup special at the Waffle House downtown, and the Jack Parsons show is up at the museum, full of luminous red barns. —Or maybe I’ll visit beautiful Donna, the kickboxing queen from Santa Fe, and roll around in her foldout bed. I know there are some people out there who think I am supposed to end up in a room by myself with a gun and a bottle full of hate, a locked door and my slack mouth open like a disconnected phone. But I hate those people back from the core of my donkey soul and the hatred makes me strong and my survival is their failure, and my happiness would kill them so I shove joy like a knife into my own heart over and over and I force myself toward pleasure, and I love this November life where I run like a train deeper and deeper into the land of my enemies.

my happiness would kill them
so I shove joy like a knife
into my own heart over and over
#SaturdayPoem

That just happens naturally as long as he gets a good day’s rest in his coffin

My mind went to lucille bluth, but you found the perfect comparison!

It’s practically your civic duty. Think of the light rail passengers!

A dude looking at his phone while the President of the United States listlessly, oldly speaks

the only reasonable response

Ross Douthat believes in fairies (not a joke, I think it was his discussion with Ezra Klein on psychedelics where this came up). His other beliefs should be given just as much weight and respect as that one is due.

Wwjl
Who would jesus lynch

Maybe if you cover yourself in algae first lol

These pics are from Galimberti’s book The Ameriguns. I think some were featured in a National Geographic piece too? But may be misremembering

Remembering Gene Simmons' Contentious Interview with Terry Gross, 20 Years Later The KISS frontman would rather we all forget it

Or according to gene simmons, is too much of a man lol

‘Nobody checking on me’: Matt Bevin’s adopted son asks for financial assistance Jonah Bevin has requested a judge allow him to intervene in his adoptive parents’ divorce case in order to get financial support he says he’s owed. Jonah was adopted by former Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin...

For some adoptive parents, having that kind of control over the lives of children they adopt is probably seen as a bonus

Pff look at those honking ginormous fingers, she could never build an iphone. We have no choice but to focus American child labor on “murder as entertainment”

a black and white cartoon of two skeletons in a cemetery fighting each other . Alt: Spooky Scary Skeletons, a black and white cartoon of two skeletons in a cemetery. One is standing, the other in a plank yoga pose. The standing skeleton has stolen the other’s femurs and is using them as mallets to play Plank Skeleton’s spine like a xylophone

We all remember the bleak days of stolen femurs. You’re doing the lord’s work. 💀🫡

Trump draws global crypto investors with $148 million meme coin dinner Buyers of President Trump’s meme coin are converging from around the globe on Thursday for an exclusive dinner at his private country club, overlooking the Potomac River, just outside the nation’s capital.

Reuters is reporting there were layers to the attendees. That the top 25 got a “private cocktail reception” and possibly a tour of the white house today. I guess everyone else just got to walk through booing crowds to hang out with other very single men

This is buster bluth slander

If that is what they’re saying, it’s even kind of topical; in both Trump admins there has been lot of speculation that he hires ppl based on aesthetics. Mad dog mattis, fox personalities that look like a movie casting of a “macho defense guy,” etc. Regardless, thank you for pointing out my misread!

You’re right, it seems they’re criticizing that Murderbot is shown as having markers of sexiness (killer cheekbones and abs) while being explicitly asexual. I think the book addresses this? As, this bot model was designed to inspire confidence and ease in the user. So..handsome white guy checks out

Are they complaining that Skarsgard/murderbot doesn’t show his face enough? “Good looking actor hired but we dont constantly see his face” was also done in notable flop “the mandalorian”.

Lol brain worm vs brain-eating amoeba! Just a couple of parasites rattling around an aircraft hangar. Netflix has a real opportunity to update The Odd Couple for the modern world

A fat possum that just ate a can of wet cat food placidly approaches what was the entrance to the live trap, which has been placed in a cellar area

Doing TNR
Damn possum won’t go away
Do they make good pets?

Jk. I dont want a possum. They dont make good pets.

Just listened to Ezra Klein’s interview with Ross Douthat because i make bad choices.
Douthat for sure believes in demons, but…does this grown man also believe in fairies? My flabber is gasted.