jacob clutch davis

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

it irritates me when i hear people say stuff like "well EVERYONE supported the iraq war after 9/11, we were all fooled" bitch speak for yourself

Victor XM-PX3K0 minidisc player - a Final Fantasy VIII and Coca Cola crossover item

This MD player combines two of my favourite things: Final Fantasy VIII and stuff I don’t need

DICKSON/MYERS SPLIT SUPER BOWL MVP

whatever im happy for the seahawks or whatever but fuck the patriots for real

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

Washington’s Corruption Has Created Another Humanitarian Crisis in Puerto Rico The island’s earthquakes are its latest man-made disaster.

If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

TELL EM ABOUT THE POWER GRID BENITO

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

National Lampoon cover with the text if you don't buy ring we'll kill the dog

That Ring ad

the fantasy of sprinting through neighborhoods wearing predator cloaking tech and smashing every single ring doorbell camera with a fireplace poker. blinding the AI, home by home

There’s a patriot player named “Boutte” and all I think about when they say his name is John Big Booty from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

How did we get the NFL in the national divorce?

Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth

Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth https://theonion.com/football-themed-napkins-at-super-bowl-party-too-nonabsorbent-painful-to-use-on-mouth/

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

The beautiful game

That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.

bad bunny has already gained more yards than the pats offense

when your lead singer drops an f-bomb on national television

Large television showing the boonta eve classic

They got the big game on at the bar

why can't any AI ad find a useful application for AI?

NOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOooooooo0000000!!!!11

The IRS already has all your income tax data – so why do Americans still have to file their taxes? A tax expert explains why the US continues to use such a complex and costly income tax system.

The IRS already knows what you need to pay in taxes – so why doesn’t it just tell you instead of putting you through a costly and tax-consuming reporting process?

Answer: Because Congress is catering to tax prep companies.

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#taxes

An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible

It's pretty sexist that everyone assumes "Jack" the Ripper was a man, girls can do anything 🦸‍♀️