Chelsea Soprano

I'm thinking of getting into recumbent bikes

In my defense, I mostly do this with horror. Too scary to watch but I'm curious what it's about 🫣🥺

Oh the movie we've been talking about? No, I haven't "seen" it. Yeah, I've watched multiple 1 hour+ Youtube video essays about it... sorry

Thinking of getting really into a Traveler’s Notebook

Listen do you want to try writing the book or amputating a limb with the civil war bone saw? It's going to feel about the same.

I would cyberbully you in every lifetime 🫶

Thinking of getting into cob building

I can’t stand Zac

Some of y’all never played the Paperclip Game and it shows

What is the “how can you post about [lighthearted thing] when [serious thing] is going on, you monster” wing of the museum called?

Today’s Discover feed is 21 year olds posting thinspo and low calorie meal plans

You idiots! I was on Tumblr in 2007, I’m immune to that stuff. You’ll never stop me from eating dessert. High calorie desserts! Multiple high calorie desserts even!

This is my FYP too, it’s wild. At least Garbanzo never went to a pet psychic

Today I learned the lead singer of Toto is John Williams son! Wild!

Watching Star Wars and having anticipatory grief about John Williams dying

You call random things gay as an insult. I call random things gay as a compliment. We are not the same

I'm thinking of getting into contact juggling

I would install Neuralink if it could pixelate Trump's face wherever and whenever I saw it

why dont we make a new internet just for the gals

Owning the cons by going to drag shows (fun), reading banned books (fun), and watching foreign films (also fun)

I'm thinking of taking up horseback riding. Seems necessary in some versions of the future.

The Discover feed here is wild. Yesterday it was all tickle fetishists. Today? Migratory bird watching.

It's time to graduate from Manic Pixie Dream Girl -- you're a Manic Pixie Dream Mommy now

I'm thinking of getting into macrame