Random Carp

Department of Trump = Department of Injustice

Seems like he's worried about being connected to all of this, huh?

"did not responded" chilled me too

He probably thinks he's the best dancer alive. Sad.

Only 2 out of 3 are lies. That's actually better than average for Trump!

Probably management fees for the Trump Org to build all those beachfront Gaza condos.

Spoiler alert: Its going to be some rehashed MAHA policies with some large fees paid to some "Board of Peace" type fradulent org that goes direct to Trump's pocket.

When is @scottjshapiro.bsky.social going to stop shitposting? 😀

Hassett too!

I think folks are expecting a TACO. I hope folks are right.

Good news but not sure why his head shot was taken in an apparent bathroom robe?

Oh please, don't give Trump any more ideas for crazy edicts.

Luckily the pilot didn't forget Noem's binky, or else he'd have been shot on the spot like Noem's dog.

Note the headline says "Democrats Involved in Illegal Orders Video".

For the poorly informed, this makes it sound like the Democrats were giving / advocating FOR illegal orders, not AGAINST illegal orders.

Framing matters! Don't end up like WaPo, @nytimes.com

Followup question should have been: "Have you given them a promotion because of the video?"

Apparently someone didn't look very closely at the COVID-era death rates for lefties vs righties.

It's what you would do if you were trying to kill *a country*

(There, I fixed it for you)

@gtconway.bsky.social

The local Party City franchisee was unavailable for comment.

I can't wait for some reporter to ask Karoline Leavitt about this and for her to try to spin it into "guys, he was obviously talking about the SAVE America Act!"

At this point, I think Trump is purposely challenging Leavitt. "Spin your way out of this one, BS Barbie!"

Or we could just win by such a YUGE margin that this isn't possible.

Its too bad Trump can't call a "snap election" to "prove everyone my numbers are the best".

Keep it up @bradmossesq.bsky.social and we're gonna have to start calling you "Brad Bunny" 😀

Hitting all the other kickers so he can't be subbed out?

Holy shit! 2 TDs!

Super Bowl or Super Bore? You be the judge!

"Person close to Trump" is Gabbard, right?

It's only a matter of time before Trump threatens the world with nuclear annihilation unless we rename the planet after him.

Kinda ironic since WashPo no longer has a sports department.

Someone should re-do his logo so the target on the "O" in his last name has a flashlight blocking half of it.

Fortunately, Orange Cheeto slept through it or else Joe Rando would be locked up by ICE by now.