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Playboi Carti should perform at halftime of Kent State/Ball State bc that’s a Whole Lotta Red

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I think Arthur Brand the Dutch art detective from the Louvre heist is the same Arthur Brand the Dutch art detective from the Maison de Lumiere heist and I think his bsky handle is (you guessed it) @artdetective.bsky.social

Aimed at the right foul pole and squared to deep left center at impact. My word.

I love that we know he thought about the possibility of using a dummy, because he posed that idea as a bluff to the cops to ensure he could jump for himself

Golden Flashes -2 for the mortgage.

cc @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social

@cjzero.bsky.social Did you catch the Dudes Rock situation developing in Stillwater? We have a full section of tarps off bros

With his eyes closed!

Re: Cal’s epic season - all else equal, how many more knocks does he get if he plays 81 home games somewhere with a Park Factor closer to ~100 instead of 91? What about somewhere like Fenway or Coors? Does he crack 70 HR? A truly unreal year.

bert bielma and the word HONEY

Landscape, by Joan Miró, 1968, 📸 by @EricEvansPhoto

Run Mesh

Hey Matt, big fan of your work and appreciate the thread! Would love to learn more about what you’re looking for with freelance help. Happy to send over a writing sample, feel free to DM.

Something so validating about watching and following this team for 162 games, and now knowing for sure there’s going to be more. That we’re going to have a shot at more.

Play call of the season. A thing of beauty.

BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.

Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "Does Britain need 24-hour slot machines? There must be better things to do at 3am." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "Conference games that never end are spreading across the country. I’m not against playing on the West Coast, but seriously, in the middle of the night?." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Gambling" and is dated Sat 20 Sep 2025 20.00 PDT. The picture in the article has been replaced with a cropped still from the Big Ten "Maps" add showing the city of Los Angeles.

2025 Week 4: @ USC

#6 Oregon vs. Oregon State preview 🧵

In 1896 an exhibitor in Texas staged an event where two trains crashed into one another at high speed. 40,000 people attended. The impact caused both engine boilers to explode, two people were killed and many more injured.

Anyway, Iowa and Rutgers are playing in prime time on national TV tonight.

it just doesn’t get smoother than that second line

Capped by this graphic. Sublime.

OH NO! DISASTER! WAKE FOREST!
(Shirley, you can't be serious)

Just amazing...

You can see the muscle memory kick in. This man is not an amateur beer drinker.

Leo Rivas walks it off for the Mariners with a HR in the bottom of the 13th

We take a break from our regularly scheduled college football programming for this important announcement:

The Seattle Mariners.

Ok great, thank you, as you were.

Nootbaar Woo

Me, eating a Nootbaar:

I’m about to ruin karaoke night thanks to The Shield