Dave Wagoner

YouTube video by Olympics Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States

some thoughts on Alysa’s gold medal skate a day later

- this is maybe my absolute favorite skating performance ever? I know enough to understand it’s not the most challenging technical skate but the sheer infectious joy is unmatched

- I’ve watched this maybe 15 times

- I mean holy shit look at it

I assume this would be Ba6 forcing Kb8 then Rc8#? what am i missing

a close up of a monkey wearing goggles ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing goggles

boppers were the ultimate snack. bring them back.

this is literally footage from a car club. you think their meets involve actual driving? NOPE, they roll up, hop out of their fancy cars, and form up for a song & dance number

a group of young men sitting next to each other on a fence ALT: a group of young men sitting next to each other on a fence

YES THERE ARE RULES

JETSSSSSSSSSSS

big wheel of justice

please note, the committee approved cumulative Small Beers adding up to Big Beer. Inclusion is important!

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

i don't usually do this, but name that fucking teacher and make sure they never are in a position of trust again

I'm deep in alysa liu land on instagram and much much better off for it. she's 100% delightful and everything right with the world

if you have the ability to grow facial hair and you're not a fascist you might want to rethink a goattee. it seems to be the fasct fascion of the season

who sees the 1984 commercials, other dystopian dictator fictional movies and shows with shadowy face on banner, and thinks...

chase some peeps, smell some butts, get some skritches

something tells me it's not a blanket left behind in the plane's "stash space" that this was really about

Well now I’m wondering if he invented those tiny red wax-encased cheeses

Cover art dictated the pictures we made in our minds when we played early videogames. We exercised the same muscle we use when we picture scenes in written or audible books IMO

omgomgomgomg amazing!!!!

i love it!!! <3

I mean this is just like the time somebody misplaced Pete Hegseth’s special sippy cup

Who else going to the oatmeal movie tonight?

omgomgomg it looks amaaaazing

to be clear this isn't a shot at picky eaters. it's a shot at anyone with any food preferences different from my own at all

I deeply appreciate that they looked at an insane sport where people go 80mph down an ice chute and said let’s make it crazier

winter sports rule

Americans less than a year after electing Hitler president: But I don't want to be poorer

Oooh thank you, and the pills look only slightly bigger than my prilosecs (horrible gag reflex with big pills here)

omg love it

a poorly drawn square cat

an orange and white cat tightly curled inside a small cardboard box, filling it perfectly into a square shape!

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