Alien vs Redditor
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The Flashy Girl from Flushing
Alien vs Redditor
16.03.2025 02:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree" is such an underrated episode title
13.02.2025 23:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Articles about severance are always like This Chilling Scene Has A Sinister Implication, then you click it and the article is like "The Outies Have No Idea What The Innies Do" as if that isn't the point of the entire show
12.02.2025 18:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They need to invent a leg workout that looks dignified
12.02.2025 15:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Denial is a doggy
11.02.2025 16:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean fuck, I like spitz, I like pugs, I like pettin' huskies, I like pinschers, I like dachshunds
11.02.2025 15:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They're already filming season 3!
11.02.2025 13:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chloe: Ryan my mom's not home let's hang out π
The Presence, from #Presence (2024):
"soup or bowl?" ummm. Do I have to pick?
09.02.2025 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Edmund selling out his family for some shitty candy makes a hell of a lot more sense when you realize he was living under WWII sugar rations
09.02.2025 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why does the French balloon dog visit the fire hydrant? To Pierre
08.02.2025 03:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0imagine you're not on a first name basis with Tyler so he makes you call him Mr. the Creator
07.02.2025 00:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 010 year olds are sooooo right peanut butter & jellies slap
06.02.2025 16:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thinkin about the time I watched a tutorial on how to match up panels of wallpaper and the lady doing the tutorial kissed her dog on the mouth in the middle of it. What was up with that
06.02.2025 12:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chips are good
06.02.2025 05:12 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0wow I love severance
31.01.2025 03:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0call me Tony Stark because I yearn, man
30.01.2025 20:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The cutoff between north NJ and south NJ is "do you pretend you're from NYC" or "do you pretend you're from Philly"
30.01.2025 14:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bird flu? Uhh, yeah, I sure hope they did!
23.01.2025 16:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't go to the gym I have FOWO (Fear Of Working Out)
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