lil bones jones

every time i see benny blanco his ugliness astounds me

the loml btw

crashing out bc im on the first day of my period and feeling ugly and gross and realised my boyfriend can just see prettier women all the time and he’s sending me pictures of fossilised poop asking if his dumps are bigger

severance day!!

would it be rude to leave early to watch…..

my sister is getting married tmrw!! 🥰 more importantly, severance s2 is coming out 💕

how i feel whenever anyone asks me why my hand’s in a brace and i have to say “skateboard accident”

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

balatro is the closest we’ll ever get to real life yu gi oh btw

[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]

me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit

A man on a white lab coat walks away from the camera, surrounded by rubble. Two Israeli tanks look ahead.

This is the lash photograph of Dr Hussam Abu Safiyeh, taken as he walks, unflinching, towards the Israeli tanks. An absolutely harrowing image.

bird flu?….. likely thing for him to do…..?

The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.

Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill.

Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.

breakfast!! it’s cocoa + banana oatmeal!!

yall wanna see what i eat everyday? well too bad you’re gonna

like hello??

kind of insane that the best branding on planet earth is exclusively by tinned fish companies

i try on the bold glamour filter on tiktok every now and then for shits and gigs and i just realised that it makes me look exactly like elizabeth hurley’s uncomfortably cgi looking androgynous son and maybe that’s why i hate it (and him) so much

X-MEN CALLSIGN: Dan
Height: 5'8"
Blood Type: AB+
Mutant Level: Omega
Powers and Abilities: being normal about women

of course they sided with UnitedHealth. If the US had universal healthcare, half of gofundme fundraisers wouldn’t exist

nvm 🙂‍↔️

what if every workout isn’t inhumanely hard and i’m just out of shape………. hmmmmm

i haven’t seen kraven but i feel like ppl who don’t like it are just haters that hate whimsy and wonder

being in the top 0.5% listeners of neyo in the year of our lord 2024 is insane. i would also like to say that i am v happily in a relationship this song is just a banger

what am i meant to do with this

why’s it looking at me like That