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It's not the age, it's the mileage.

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Beats Telescopey McTelescopeface

03.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three episodes in and it's as charming as ever.

28.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Season 5 of "Only murders in the Building" stacked up and ready to binge watch. Some things in life are good.

27.10.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was ... not great.

23.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are they serving ribena at an embassy dinner?

23.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember watching this back in the eighties and not rating it highly. Doesn't bode well for the rewatch as teenage me was not that discerning.

23.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's Wales.

22.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of Guns N Roses lesser known songs.

22.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched this for the first time ahead of listening to the podcast. Not sure about war crimes, but Laurence Olivier's accent surely breaks some statutes somewhere.

17.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly overthinking this but:
Best death: Gollum (Denethor second, but prepared to be persuaded otherwise)

Body count: Huge (how does one tally zombie armies)

Problematic moment: 6 ft 1 actor playing a dwarf (also best digger in all of Egypt, but that's a problematic moment for a different film)

05.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There are women in that film and one could make a convincing argument that it is the operation that changed the course of middle earth.

05.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hoping @warmovietheatre.bsky.social also has "Return of the King" on the ever expanding list.

05.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel seen by W. Somerset Maugham

05.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There comes a point when we might have to acknowledge that maybe we aren't Taylor Swift's target audience.

05.10.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A 15 year old then thinks you are very wrong in a scathing tome.

04.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alien: Earth - 3 excellent episodes, 5 fair to middling. It's fine, but could have done with more alien and a bit less philosophy. Added points for Ade Edmondson who will forever be Vyvyan for me.

04.10.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Narrowly followed by the other three car chases in the film.

02.10.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very jealous

24.09.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Given that original remit has expanded beyond WW2 movies to cover other types of military engagement ls, dare I suggest "Carry on up the Kyber", possibly an entire film that could be nominated for the problematic moment.

21.09.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least Gerulaitis eventually won.

20.09.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row"

19.09.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

In addition, and this has been said before across forums, an extra lane for a regular member of the public to perform the event in to show how impressive the pros truly are.

16.09.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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15.09.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMITB season 5 has started and I didn't realise? One the one hand poor form on my behalf, on the other, chance to binge watch what there is, so definite silver lining.

13.09.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having moved house, finally the new bookcases have arrived. Of course this now means I have to organise the books. Possibly a first world problem.

09.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Re @hugorifkind.bsky.social's point about the actor Charlie Sheen could have been, I've always felt the same applies to Oliver Reed. Phenomenal presence in any film. Excuse to watch "Hannibal Brooks" now.

09.09.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next weekend

27.08.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bravo @ftweekend.com, loving this crossword.

FT Crossword: Number 18,141 - on.ft.com/3Vec5DJ via @FT

24.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People on the internet wrong? Surely not.

17.08.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Jim Lovell

08.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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