Zoey Granitz

Over 18 countries have now planned No Kings demonstrations showing solidarity with the American people.

You can get safflower oil for less than half the cost of olive oil and it's supposedly even better for your heart. It's very light.
I pan fry stuff with it and a little butter.

had to reactivate to share my little personal accomplishment with yall

5 years today 😃

The fact he felt comfortable to touch her

Dude its even worse that its on an adult sized tee

PSA I just had a stranger drop the BEST closing line of a conversation ever and I will be stealing it from on til ever

"Alright thats all you get"

Yall I keep forgetting you exist 😭

I am so proud of myself because I had an hour or two of work that I HAD TO get done tonight, but I knew if I went home and had dinner, the tiredness would hit me and it would feel a million times harder. So I had dinner out at a bakery/popular study spot, and I’m almost done with my work. RELIEF!

Good morning! 🙂

I've been using the Pixel 9 for over 24 hours and haven't dropped it once. Please clap.

Last light.

meme: two books left book: THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY right book (much fatter and split into blue and red, red is far longer than blue): THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY IF MERRY & PIPPIN HAD A GUN red: defeating Sauron blue: taking the gun away from Merry and Pippin

i'm sorry for posting facts:

Omg I LOVE this!!!! And I love the way it brings out the shape of your chin, too

Selfie of Amy with short curly hair

The children have HFM and mother has cabin fever and mother finally snapped and chopped all her hair off in the bathroom while the children watched Elmo

(I actually really love it 😊)

a humble man @asparagoid If you're a single woman over the age of 24— it's over for you. A woman is at her peak fertility at age 23. After this, she loses ~10% per year in attractiveness and desirability. Men also become increasingly repulsed because they innately know older women have less time to breed

Women over the age 24 everywhere: Okay. Now leave us alone

I wanna feel safe and secure please

Horrible memories of when my toddler woke in her pushchair in an antique shop - rarified atmosphere - and started screaming at me - You are not my mummy. You are NOT my mummy.
Terrified aghast onlookers stared but no one challenged me. I hurried out and she continued with her monologue. Scary.

You know when your toddler has a meltdown and you're attempting to surfboard-carry them out of a public place but as you pick them up they bellow, "NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU'RE HURTING MEEEEEE!" and your whole body lava-floods with shame? Wish we could bottle that feeling and dump it on the billionaires

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I thought I had 2 mo to pay it off which wouldve MAYBE made it doable. I made my budget with a squeak to spare But 2280 w interest @ 25.24%... I need help My goal is 1k by the 9th, which is a huge ask. That'l put me @ around 1100 with an additional interest charge of 278. next month I pay around 1.5

Okay, 😩😮‍💨 so I need some help... again.
My car cost me 2280 and I need at least 1000 by August 9th to not be swallowed by interest...
Car needed HUGE repair (drive belt and 4 ball bearings) totaling 1636 (and its not fixed).
Due to other charges, the full amount due is 2280... 1/3

Emil Bove now has a lifetime appointment as a judge, and I'm just f**king done.

There is no justice in the world and all of this is so wrong.

How do I stop caring?

O’Leary: If any of you cared about the victims, you wouldn't drag these women back into the limelight… They don’t want you to help them anymore

Cross: How do you know that?

O’Leary: Don’t you think if it was you, you would rather get on with your life?

Cross: No, I would want justice pursued

Timeline Cleanse: when carrying a Cheez-its box at a Pokemon convention

Hispanic Shaun King @okimstillhungry Took a girl back to my place and she laughed at my commissioned painting CRACKEN

Whoever you are, girl, you dodged a bullet

A few months ago my husband accidentally bought the worst toilet paper known to man, so we pull it out when we run out of the good stuff, and he calls it “our depression era toilet paper” 💀

best accounts for a timeline cleanse?

I am old enough to remember “locker room talk” 💀

This is genuinely one of the worst LOTR memes I've seen lately