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Father, lawyer, sailor, nerd and frustrated musician. Here to resist. All about the snark. Facts matter.

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A reminder that the New England Patriots plane is flown by Omni air who contracts with ICE to fly people in chains to Africa and Asia several times per week.

Go Seahawks.

02.02.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22640    ๐Ÿ” 6900    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 733    ๐Ÿ“Œ 360

The prosecutions of these fukwits is going to be glorious. Even if it requires rescinding their pardons.

02.02.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who voted for this pussy?

02.02.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m starting to think that Putin probably doesnโ€™t have a lot of respect for a president who doesnโ€™t even sleep with his โ€œsupermodelโ€ wife.

01.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blanche is the joke and the punchline. Itโ€™s an fbi raid when itโ€™s Mara lago, but a court ordered search of Fulton county. Zero credibility. The joke writes itself.

01.02.2026 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only strong box involved here is a smelly clam.

01.02.2026 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are gonna need more gallows.

01.02.2026 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They sent the JV team.

01.02.2026 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why hasnโ€™t it been charged as a kidnapping? Honest question.

01.02.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s already been consigned to the dustbin of history. Itโ€™s just that we call it Slovenian vagina.

01.02.2026 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s a lot of rape.

01.02.2026 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump comments on every topic under the sun except one. Russia collusion. The perfect call. The stolen election. Hillaryโ€™s email. Sleepy Joe.

He never talks about Epstein โ€ฆ he admonishes journalists who bring him up.

Thatโ€™s a tell.

01.02.2026 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3286    ๐Ÿ” 722    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Epstein. Kraft. Massages. Trump. Got it.

31.01.2026 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And itโ€™s always the worst day when it happens. Every single time.

31.01.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you have advised all county voter records to be covertly relocated.

31.01.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worse, Catherine Oโ€™hara is below the fold.

31.01.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got a fresh shipment? Of what?

31.01.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kristallnacht.

31.01.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

30.01.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13649    ๐Ÿ” 3713    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

For anyone not paying attention, we are at the arresting journalists stage of fascism. Arresting journalists. When does it sink in?

30.01.2026 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 655    ๐Ÿ” 200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

My dog took a Melania in the snow. Stunk.

31.01.2026 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You set a perimeter and block the streets. This isnโ€™t rocket science. Better yet, fly a drone and provide a gorgon stare so that the evidence of what is going on is preserved. If confused, call any Ukrainian. They can show you the way. ICE OUT.

31.01.2026 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soft palette, deep throat. He could have used a horse instead.

31.01.2026 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And this, Trump is a pedophile

30.01.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m beginning to think this entire cabinet met at an Epstein island orgy.

31.01.2026 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol. Chickenshits running the coop.

31.01.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rotten tomato # 23. Turns out, no nudity. No sex. Just a dumb brunette.

31.01.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not simply gone. Deported. At presidential direction. Tough shit, no games.

31.01.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, they didnโ€™t know each other. Lol.

30.01.2026 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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