Grant Chastain - The Social Media Sensation

"A secret kept safely amongst 7 million people" is also the reason why most conspiracy theories fall apart under their own weight. It'd be like having an album that sells 7 million copies, but no one aside from the purchasers have heard of it. Logistically impossible.

Truly an evergreen message that bears sharing every. single. day.

Eight short years separate the release of Dion's "Runaround Sue" in 1961, and Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" in 1969. Yet these two songs sound as if they were recorded in entirely different eons.

Music trends used to turn over that quickly.

Stop by Facebook sometime, because the MAGA chuds are currently lionizing him as if they've been waiting their entire chuddamn lives to have a white MLK

If I believe that freedom of speech, in all cases, is not freedom from consequences - and I do - then the only course of action left is to exert pressure on the organization that fired him. But THEY also have the freedom to hold their people to a standard of conduct. Such is freedom.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE "WEAR IT" HAPPEN, GRETCHEN

These chuds all seem to think, "I hadn't heard of (thing) when I was young, therefore it didn't exist at all" is empirical proof of anything BUT them just being underinformed dipshits

You monster

I like how these ninny shitheads are so shocked about getting clapped back on, too. Years they've spent literally demonizing Dems, but the minute they receive it back, it's WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS and SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT

Make no mistake, rubes - I'm the other kind of Dem.

Oh sorry, did you think we were having a conversation? I just came to clown you. I'm done now. You can go find more "timeline engagements" with your other incel buddies. Shoo

Floyd fucked

Ten quotes, 55 replies, and not a single like of your horseshit of a post is a pretty remarkable achievement in the field of social media engagement

Me holding my author copy of When the Moon Hits Your Eyes

You know, last year when I wrote a book about the moon turning into cheese, I didn't know that when it came out the most fantastical thing about it would be a functional US government

Amidst a million other tragedies, it seems wrong to hyper focus on how much I'm going to miss having Kanye's "Heartless" cycle through on my Spotify playlist, but it sure feels weird to leave it on there

Trump is a man whose persona was cemented in the 1980s. Have we considered the possibility that no one has fully explained to him that he is, in fact, illin'

Ask any corporate drone that's ever been on the wrong side of a downsizing event -- the people cutting costs have zero idea of the functions that will be lost when it happens. They care about the number on the spreadsheet, not who that number impacts, or how they arrived at it

we are unfortunately experiencing a giant wave of "Bluesky is for talking about Twitter." it's not. you wanna talk about Twitter you know how to get there, live your truth! Bluesky is for the following things:
1) good jokes
2) interesting or useful information
3) hog on main

Man, you can really hear that hard-R in "DEI" when he says it, huh?

Seems about 90% of the people who lecture others about engaging in "echo chambers" solely get their news from Fox and Facebook articles. They can all take a long walk off GFY Pier

"You referred to Wolverine as Logan, but he's actually James Howlett, except when he's not, and it's kind of a fun story so here's 18 paragraphs about it so you won't make that terrible mistake again..."

Please don't reply "yeah i Cdeez nuts" to my posts about CDs. Not only is it not very funny but it's disrespectful to CDs

That is the face of someone that is going to FA with the wrong woman one day, and the subsequent FO is going to be monumental

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

I’m calling bullshit on all the people who said that if they had a Time Machine they’d go back and kill Hitler. From what I’ve seen they’d all just sit there with their hands folded on their laps as they watched him get sworn in.

You'd truly be surprised at the number of things that Tommy Tuberville doesn't know

I don't believe the people on Twitter are all white supremacists, but I'm forced to question if the people who are remaining on Twitter are doing so because white supremacy isn't a total dealbreaker to their "engagement reach"

"We met backstage at the funeral"

At least you're not just an asshole to me. You appear to be an asshole to everyone. That feels a bit better, because it means you can't help it. This is just who you are.

And here I thought all the mindless pricks stayed on Twitter. Maybe you'd be better off going back there. No shortage of jerks acting like jerks to others.