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Justin Urry

@thejurry.bsky.social

Husband, Dad, Educator.

159 Followers  |  112 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 29.01.2026  |  1.8316

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20.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha ha ha! 49% of Mormons believe in a movement that doesn't believe in them!

18.02.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Good, the Bad, and the Muppets

18.02.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19592    ๐Ÿ” 5905    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 502    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1143
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18.02.2026 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1662    ๐Ÿ” 500    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

I got the idea to start a drinking game where everyone takes a drink any time someone argues with Tom about the Fairness Doctrine or Fascism but it's too predictable to be any fun.

14.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are we sure this isn't a Florida man?

12.02.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When a man believes he's omniscient, omnipotent, and inerrant, eventually those traits come into conflict with one another and make him sound foolish.

07.02.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@radiofreetom.bsky.social: "The ship appears to be sinking but it ain't sunk yet and we can still save it if we work together."

[Tom's followers]: "Erm, actually it's 'sank' and you're not panicking sufficiently."

07.02.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... at midnight.

07.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's getting so a guy can't enjoy hot #AT40 takes and cat pics in peace anymore.

07.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see it's "fascism Friday" in Tom's feed, right on schedule.

07.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be clear, it's not being short that makes him worthy of derision, it's being a short Nazi. You can make fun of any Nazi's physical or mental attitudes. I promise it's okay.

06.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a short person (5'6") and I approve this message.

06.02.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Public memorials to Columbus have, in the past, usually been erected as a signal of inclusion and acceptance of Italian-Americans into American society. Call me crazy but I think Trump's effort is one more data point connecting him to the mafia.

04.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My goodness, what a map.

03.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 236    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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