Franki

Hits twice for me. Beautiful words 💜

Is this a free sample of your subscriber content cos hoooooieee! 🔥😋

So far beyond parody, the light from parody will take generations to reach him.

Small negative. Since when is less chocolate more fun?

100% no notes

Mine checks every hour or so that you're not dead by shouting and pawing or licking any bits he can see. He's not allowed in the bedroom at night.

Numbers go up is my fave genre. Particularly the things get faster subgenre.

This was what I paid my nickel for!

Sub optimal

And I'm all caught up. Great corvids 😍

I loved your updates, I was in Japan for the first time in spring and have been very nostalgic 🍙

They were white ancestral voices shouting "why don't you go back home?" and worse in the streets. Brown people hear those voices all the f*cking time.

Good stars too!

I can carry coffee in a spoon from packet to destination and yet about one time in a hundred I throw it all over the counter. Bodies are weird.

Ella Baron on Zohran Mamdani’s New York City mayoral victory – cartoon The 34-year-old socialist has become the city’s first Muslim mayor

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It's been seven months and I still miss them

Thinkin' ink 😍

Go slither back under a rock

Rice (uncooked), newspaper, water spray if memory serves

Decembear

Invert Y 4 lyfe yo🖖

(or something)

I find listening to yesterday's Lauren Laverne on 6 music catch up is a great way to start the day.

Heh, someone stay asked that nvm. Fave video game?

How's Darwin?

Yesterday the Whitehouse posted an AI image of trump dressed in Master Chief's armour, saluting something only he can see and holding a Covenant energy sword in his left hand. I bet the onlookers exhaled as one when he raised his right hand to salute. Microsoft didn't object to any of this

Today searching for "Microsoft" it seems all their base are belong to someone. Microsoft Azure outage has taken out Xbox. Also my central heating controls but that's a me problem.

Yesterday, today

That escalated quickly

Screenshot of a blood glucose monitor. Shows falling sugar at night labelled "Ham sammich before bed" then rising sugars from 7am labelled "liver says good morning" peaking at 9 labelled "INSULIN" then crashing labelled "brownies" in a chunky font. After this the readings level off at 4 mmol/L and the little green marker for right now is singing "do-de-do" to itself.

How's my morning going?

And it seems like it's gonna be easier to get his ex-supporters to rise up in a violent way cos the "radical left" are all dressing as frogs and unicorns and dancing.
(View from the UK)

People thought civil unrest would come Jan 6th style but they thought because they voted for him they'd be on his side. They didn't realise that if they were not rich, they're gonna be on the other side. He doesn't need their votes now, he needs cannon fodder.

When you want to read about science but you're also hungry? 😂