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@caffein3-fiend.bsky.social

full of it: caffeine, thoughts, opinions, song lyrics, anxiety, jokes, puns, and whimsy. and rage. so much rage. πŸ“robinson-huron treaty 1850 nbisiing territory (treaty 9 territory, seasonally)

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Experts raise security concerns about Carney’s deal on Chinese EVs | Watch News Videos Online Watch Experts raise security concerns about Carney’s deal on Chinese EVs Video Online, on GlobalNews.ca

Oh FFS. Yes we have "software spying on us" issues. It's been a long-standing issue, WITHOUT CHINA.

So fix the problem with digital surveillance. Banning Chinese technology neither solves nor improves our personal security footprint.

globalnews.ca/video/116470...

02.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just slathering my entire body in biofreeze after a 2.5km snow shoe involving some pretty spectacular slopes 😩

02.02.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Multiple Men Have Impersonated ICE Agents To Kidnap And Assault Women In a letter shared with HuffPost, the Democratic Women’s Caucus urged DHS to mandate ICE agents to β€œvisibly and clearly identify themselves" when making arrests.

🧡This is terrible & unsurprising & I really need you to know that actual-facts, on-duty, sworn cops sexually assault women and girls all the time.

ACLU: "One study found that, over a 10yr period, a police officer was caught committing sexual abuse or sexualized misconduct at least every five days."

29.01.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
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Ontario education minister putting Peel school board under provincial control | CBC News Ontario's education minister placed a seventh school board under supervision Wednesday in order to prevent dozens of teachers from being laid off, he says, and he is planning to soon take control of a...

Calandra cites "five years of, frankly, mismanagement and bad decision-making" as his rationale.

The Peel DSB was under Ministry control from 2020 to 2023, so he's saying that it was responsible for any mismagement and bad decision-making for nearly half of that time.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

29.01.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?

29.01.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just call me "a rehab centre for emotionally unavailable manbabies to heal from their pasts and move on to have fulfilling intimate relationships with anyone but me" because the way i've been this linchpin for too many the last 5 years and i haven't learned or figured out how not to be is exhausting

29.01.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently there was an earthquake nearish my moms

(North east side of lake simcoe)
Maybe it’s just the frost folk waking up

28.01.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like TBS is gonna have to add β€œmilk” to their glads bottle returns 🀣

26.01.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These were two separate thoughts for me oops

The first was milk
The second was β€œhaha I return my landlord’s alcohol containers to get Money”

You’re saying that the glass bottle milk people can no longer do the return? :( ugh

26.01.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But hey, you can now recycling soft plastic packaging and hot beverage containers in my city! (Things we couldn't do before)

26.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

does this apply to glass bottles or the white plastic ones for UHT bottling?

I guess it’s good I started sorting recycling to take my LL’s empties for deposit return πŸ˜…

26.01.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'd add universities, too

25.01.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
Three beautiful blue robin’s eggs in a very tidy nest

Three beautiful blue robin’s eggs in a very tidy nest

Some robin’s eggs from a few years ago

25.01.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Has Carney yet commented on the barely-discriminate killing of civilians by armed representatives of the Trump administration?

Or nah

25.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That those lofty human achievements were actually in the individuals killed by agents of the Trump administration.

And those certain* groups will not feel a damn bit of remorse.

*you know exactly who I mean.

25.01.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One desolate day,

we’re going to realize that the β€œcures for cancer” and other lofty things that certain* groups use to push their forced-birth agenda (via β€œBut what if the fetus you terminate was supposed to discover the cure for cancer?” hypotheticals)

25.01.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Would you say that you are unwilling to disclose the identity of Federal agents due to them being 'secret police'?"

24.01.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?

25.01.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If anyone thought any seasons of supernatural 1-14 were unhinged, good lord season 15 is somethin else

19.01.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zoning is the idea that you can build a huge house with no questions asked but have to fight city hall and the neighbours to build a small apartment building

18.01.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it's because they all already know they're lactose intolerant

19.01.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession

18.01.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 16906    πŸ” 3444    πŸ’¬ 332    πŸ“Œ 482

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

18.01.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

i love that the charge was "criminal mischief resulting in damage of less than $250"

clearly the slop is understood to be low qual, here

19.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who decided that liquid glass was a good idea

16.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

had to upgrade my OS to make the m2 macbook pro touch bar work again rip
who let macOS do this to my corner radius

16.01.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Union calls for Amazon warehouse to close after tuberculosis outbreak | LBC Ten members of staff at the internet giant's warehouse tested positive for TB last year and NHS staff have reportedly been called to run blood tests

Nothing to see here. All's good. Just a perfectly normal, mild, tuberculosis outbreak.
www.lbc.co.uk/article/unio...

16.01.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

is annoyed that their front right lateral incisor has chipped, again, but also that it it probably their fault for eating nachos on a crownless for seven months since becoming root-canal’d front tooth

16.01.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

time to go acquire sustenance, then go to sleep, i guess

16.01.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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