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Can anyone recommend me some stupid accounts in the vein of dril etc.

03.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I desperately crave reverse chronological viewing of posts

27.01.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thought that was my dog initially!

24.12.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why the fuck is my da listening to cigarettes after sex

17.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The other day I had a wee look at the Isle of Man from above.

12.09.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Glider (Belfast) - Wikipedia

How about the fact we decided we needed a tram system but we'd ripped the old system out. So we just built a bus and made it look like a tram:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glider_...

07.08.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair they are using the apple windfall tax to do... stuff.
Bonus points if you can do Northern Ireland ❀️

07.08.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do Ireland

07.08.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scientists have been positing what would happen if we combined the brain of the humble chimp with the body of the humble chimp, in a move critics are calling a "gross affront to God"

01.08.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should invent a cigarette for dogs

22.05.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dog stole my ma's dentures and literally looked like this

21.05.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Works now! I promise it was 404'ing, I'm not insane

25.04.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

404?

25.04.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deleted my Twitter because I'm sick to death of that prick. Now if I can make this feed as stupid as my last one I'll be flying.

03.01.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Brother I have some bad news about your pail of water"

24.11.2024 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can NOT stop thinking about jay leno getting beat up by a mountain

24.11.2024 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to cast off the shackles of twitter and cast on the shackles of Bluesky

22.11.2024 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The threat of winter is upon us and once more I find myself dancing the dance of bleeding the radiators then texting my dad what to do when there's no radiator bleeding... thing. Hole?

11.10.2023 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hinge 100% shows your exactly who you like the look of just as you use your last like. Then you never see 'em again. No, I'm not paying for it.

24.09.2023 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be a good laugh if this was carbon monoxide poisoning

21.09.2023 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have entered the delirious stage of COVID and I've a hundred meetings and a handyman coming to fix the carbon monoxide alarm

21.09.2023 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to offer absolutely nothing to another platform

19.09.2023 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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