the ginger in god’s grater

permission to lib out your honor

NOT THE FAKE NEW YORKER COVER I’m so excited to read this 😭😭

my life update is that i've started bird school wish me luck!

week one of bird school & we're already reading horrible nonsensical roberts court decisions 🙃

LMAO omg I'm so excited!!! I just started law school so I'm ready 2 dive into the law AUs hehe

yes: ingrid, ashe, petra, leonie, caspar yes, but does not enjoy that their narrative choices are limited by prompts: edelgard, felix yes, as put-that-character-in-a-situation enjoyers: bernadetta, constance, flayn you think they’re in it for the dating sim but really it’s the combat. and also the dating sim: hilda, mercedes, dorothea, balthus yes, as a spreadsheet liker: annette, yuri

secretly, yes, and very intense about it: sylvain, claude, lysithea, hubert it’s casual for them: ignatz, raphael claim not to understand why people enjoy it, end up super into it: lorenz, ferdinand no: marianne, dedue no and he’s scared. why does that guy look so much like him: dimitri only plays the fishing minigame: linhardt, hapi

would they enjoy playing fire emblem: three houses?

omg im excited for u

I have a long abandoned FE3H WIP about the siege of deirdru that I have no motivation to finish do u think the DLC is worth should I dive back in??

YEAH. if u haven’t seen their supports….they are so. good. my fave support thread in the game i love it more than sylvix AND syldue AND sylcedes <- person who is normal about sylvain

Claude: huh, a weird church kid

Byleth (doesnt know who jesus is): I don’t know who jesus is

Claude (not listening): I can use this :)

it’s so funny to me how he’s like, politically the best leader, has the best & kindest politics, nicest and least war criminal lord, and at the same time. by far the rudest to byleth!

never trust a man without a full beard……..

Fire Emblem Three Houses Endings Complete collection of all available endings for every character in Fire Emblem Three Houses

(i forget if I’ve already asked this after AM) CHRIS HAVE YOU SEEN FELIX LEONIE CLOWN ENDING??? fe3h.noobsaigon.com/leonie/felix

EVERY LYSITHEA ENDING WRECKS ME genuinely. love her so much. have you gotten the Cyril/Lysithea ending in any run?

he’s genuinely the WORST like claude do u really like me or do u just see me as a tool to wield in pursuit of a world with no borders unfortunately for me I am fine with EITHER OPTION.

every single time u posted about being excited to finally marry a house leader I truly was in the corner biting my tongue so hard…..Claude I love u but why did you have to do Byleth like that……..

WAHOOO!!! congrats / condolences on finally romancing a lord only for him to immediately abandon you to run a newly reunited country that precisely zero (0) people wanted to be a part of!!

NO rip I am so sorry 😭

wait did you finish golden deer?? 👀

at least the soundtrack is a banger??

getting to the end of 3 body problem only to be startled by an earthquake........will I sleep tonight? unclear!

u know u have good (bad?) friends when they get u a sylvain cake for ur own birthday,,,,and make u explain why it says ‘sylvain’ on ur birthday cake to ur parents,,,,,,,,,

OMG and she’s right to want this!!! frankly doing a little dance in clown make up is Atsumu’s natural state imo

haha yeah who would ever love sylvain 😅

ooh no what was it??

LOL thank u I lurk here but u can always count on me to like a chris roxast tweet 😤

u know that's fair Lorenz have better hair next time??

LOL extremely extremely funny to put Lorenz in this role sorry bud be less misogynistic next time!!

genuinely playing on maddening is impressive to me idk how you’re doing it! also wait do you have perma-death on?

That so many of you carry on posting on X encapsulates the problem with authoritarianism. Many people hate it but aren't prepared to make even the tiniest personal sacrifice to oppose it [like foregoing the fun of shitposting on the authoritarian propaganda website].