swamp hag 🦇🍁🍂☕️

my in laws are coming to visit us tomorrow and i’m so excited bc 1) im sad the baby has only met my mom and 2) i need someone else to hold the baby so i can do literally anything

i mean, he can travel now instead of being a stateless baby lol

he’s ready to take on the world

look who’s officially a US citizen 😎

i wish

baby should have his passport in 2-6 weeks yeahhhh let’s go home

thought i put my student loans on autopay but apparently i did not and now my credit score is down yayyyyy wow so great

i hate living here i want to go home

kind of glad we got the first scare out of the way, i feel more prepared for the next one

update home from the hospital 🥰🥰 no more abendbrot for me

he’s good! they let us go home!!

they never updated the recommendations in the hospital lmao

boggles my mind.

absolutely baffling how every barista in Germany speaks English but none of the nurses do.

this is hell

baby bonked head

2am still awake had to ask the nurse for medicine for my stress headache today is so great

it sucks so bad there’s no way i’m sleeping tonight

he seems fine but they’re monitoring him overnight i’m a mess

guess where i am

took the Gremlin to his first medieval festival today 🏰

so over living in germany all my friends are in the sun enjoying memorial day weekend and it’s cold and gray here. again.

went to the coffee shop today and not only did the girl there remember me she said ahh you had the baby?? and i said yes three weeks ago and she said congrats you look so good already! so happy for someone to remember me and for small talk and that i had the whole conversation in german 🥳

i just wanted to leave the house today and i’ve been ready since 1. it’s 4 and still haven’t left. i miss america and i miss having a car and also next time i want to leave the house im not waiting for anyone else.

this should say nap once i clearly haven’t been sleeping lol

husband and i went to take a nap nap together while mom watched the baby. he gave us exactly thirteen minutes before he started crying for me (food) and ended up in bed with us lmao. he just wants to be a part of things.

i’m so sorry, this is so scary. glad you’re ok

at the store today w my husband & the Gremlin. cashier heard us speaking english & asked where we were from, said the US, asked what we do, husband said professor & i said just a mom. on the way out a woman stopped me & said “never say you are just a mom, it is the most important job in the world”

we were out of the house for an hour. i left my mom with like 4oz of milk that i pumped just in case (he’s never taken a bottle before). just got home. he drank ALL THE MILK. in an HOUR.

my husband: are you looking at pictures of the baby on your phone
me: *crying* yes