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David Albertsons

@jakalope.bsky.social

they named the grocery store after me

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Okay, you game this out for me. The next time, when their government spending bill includes reinstituting slavery and getting rid of gay marriage- you also think Dems should roll over because "Republicans will never cave"?

That's your endgame? Giving them whatever they want whenever they want?

11.11.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For you, this is an issue of me not being appreciative enough to Biden (who I voted for, by the way) for slightly decreasing the breadth of war crimes and killing civilians that he did. It is the role of the politician to get yelled at to make things better. If you want praise, go to therapy.

11.11.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

perhaps they could have seen that "hmm, this government shutdown sure seemed to have hurt Republicans in the latest batch of elections, we should use that as leverage to get literally any form of concession"

11.11.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I am a hypocrite for suggesting that Obama should have stopped drone strikes in 2009 instead of waiting for Biden to do it ten years later

You've truly bested me in a logic trap of my own deisng

11.11.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean like the thousands and thousands that will die due to the deal that Schumer literally just made?

11.11.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. So perhaps, supporting Democrats who vote with Republicans isn't actually worth anything.
2. Okay? Does he want a fucking medal? Are you still mad that leftists expected more out of him? That we don't bend over backwards for him and say thank you enough?

11.11.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, imagine if we had the Senate, the house, and the Presidency- we could fix things forever. We'd end draconian immigration policy, stop illegal drone strikes on civilians, and raise the minimum wage!

Wait, why didn't Obama do any of this when that exact thing was true in 2008?

11.11.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's Mike Tomlin typing stuff like "you're so good at football" or "you are gonna live forever"

11.11.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

similarly, the faster a sign spinner can spin a sign, the more you can trust the business ethics of the business on the sign

11.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t allow commercials to be super loud unless they are honest and important. I get all my stuff from loud commercials

11.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

autocorrect is best friends with google, I can't believe it hid that from you

11.11.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1711    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Your name is gonna be a footnote below pictures of Hitler and Trump but your picture won't even be in the book you spineless worm- every death should weigh in your conscience. If there is a hell, you are as deserving of its torture as every conservative you brokered a deal with- get fucked!

10.11.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is mostly true but my cat has ADHD, which is why I bought it Brickβ„’, which limits the amount of time my cat can use Instagram

09.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a video of a small rodent doing normal rodent thing!!! There is not a need to say "I be all up in the pussy like this" on it!!!

09.11.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm, what an astute observation. I can't wait for CNN to have him on 45 times in the leadup to the 2026 midterms.

06.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's death information- died December 5th, 1791 at 'Mozart Death House' in Vienna, Austria.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's death information- died December 5th, 1791 at 'Mozart Death House' in Vienna, Austria.

no fucking wonder he died there- shouldn't have went anywhere near that

idiot

02.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

doctor should have wrote cumpulsive

02.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shitting OR pissing OR perhaps I fall into a lake

02.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the trick is the prostate- it's all about the prostate!

02.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and no chance of any police making it up there, those pig fucks can't stop you

02.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

graph with x axis that says "costume complexity" and y axis that says "likelihood this costume is a fetish"

28.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she chemical my my until I romance

28.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have to save money. but i also have to buy rare items and artifacts

28.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

when U dap up ur homie u shuold get to se e his stats in ur hud

28.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if I won a Senate seat, I would post "who up doing communism" on my Official Facebook page and then reply with pig_poop_balls.jpg to every comment

27.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you gonna become Dexter

26.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Upon seeing that this is a pattern-

26.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is it the boys

26.10.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

get her ass

26.10.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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