Andrew

People love to say, "there should be a normal person in every Olympic event for reference," and then they get mad at the New York Jets.

You’d think they’d be embarrassed to keep saying it at this point

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on.
So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.😎🤣💙☺️

Schneiders strategy feels like “I’m going to keep trying guys until I find someone who fucks up”

Here's how it sounded on WFAN.

"He's looking to unload right here .... He did"

Last night's Florida-Tampa preseason meeting got way out of hand. Certainly we'll see some consequences! #SDP

Kind of odd to be so down on the roster. The roster is fine, the coach is dog shit

every AI ad is like

“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”

and then the phone is like

“sandwich”

and the guy is like

“wow”

Lmao perfect BlueSky

little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.social • 4h Pete Hegseth told the assembled generals that ligma now stands for literature is gay, maybe army? And none of the generals laugh and then one of the joint chiefs of staff shouted out from the back 'literature is gay maybe army my nuts' -•• Hiyo@slowmovingturtle.bsky.social • 21m Where did you hear that? Can you cite the source or at least let us know where you heard, read, or watched it? Because l've done a search and can't find anything reported. It's obvious you've never served because randomly yelling out at this type of gathering would never happen. ••• Hiyo@slowmovingturtle.bsky.social • 21m Next time, do some research, attach the source. Don't tell is what you "heard" tell us what you "know."

Lol

Was he being tongue in cheek? He can’t be that stupid

Inigo Montoya meme that reads: "Hello, my name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to Die..." Bottom panel reads: "Of Laughter!"

BREAKING: Anthony Stolarz has agreed to a 4-year, $3.75M AAV extension with the Toronto Maple Leafs.

(HT X/reporterchris)

Anthony Stolarz signs a four-year extension with the Leafs with a $3.75M AAV.

That's a very reasonable AAV, especially with the cap going up so much the next few years.

I just saw an influencer on TikTok say that they refuse to give their child Tylenol, and instead they only give them acetaminophen so I’m just logging off for the day

Well don't I feel stupid

The Canadian Justice system loses $20 billion year.

The Canadian military loses $34 billion a year.

Canadian Health Care loses $372 billion a year.

Imagine if Carneys liberals talked about services like it does the Post Office.

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.” Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: that’s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Jimmy Kimmel is Back!

Kimmel is up on YouTube

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Matias Maccelli is starting day one of Leafs camp on a line with Auston Matthews and Matthew Knies.

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

O Dog when the Leafs miss the playoffs: Oh big surprise, all the standings nerds are complaining about Berube’s style! The wins geeks are ruining hockey

Jays hitters so excited to watch Yesavage pitch they're making sure their innings are very short

You’d have catch me at a significant cognitive disadvantage to get me to put these ugly things on in the first place.

The @ontarioliberal.bsky.social party has announced that @bonniecrombie.bsky.social will resign the leadership upon the selection of a successor. She got 57% support in a review & evidently decided that wasn't enough to continue. Yesterday was a happy day for Crombie. Today, very different #onpoli

A before and after photo of Mike "Nathan 'Nate' Shelley" McDaniel turning into "Cocaine" Mike McDaniel

Hard to say what's gone wrong

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either