Dag.

Egrets, I've had a few.

A leader of a country committing crimes against humanity and who dabbled with painting can't be bad.

Fifty percent of new restaurants close within a year. But fifty percent make it at least that long. I like those odds.

Not easy being a Noah, Nate or Matt these days.

Just as long as it isn't sea shanties.

But do you have a flag?

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two bidets to have a clean butt while I'm flying.

I would do anything with buds but I won't do that.

a cartoon of a man carrying a briefcase and saying mr lanley Alt: a cartoon of a man carrying a briefcase and saying mr lanley aren't you going to ride the monorail from the Simpsons.

Always a critic.

Joe Biden voice: At least three. Don't play games with me kid.

Social media shouldn't be antisocial. Not a difficult concept.

Bowl of mini gnocchi in gorgonzola sauce with walnuts and celery. There is a sprig of thyme as garnish.

Gnocchi in gorgonzola sauce with walnuts and celery is my favorite dish this week in LA from Grano's in Duarte.

Sardines are not the same as pickled herring Sven. It's a fake herring.

Currently in Duarte where the survivors have gathered.

I don't believe in toxic empathy but toxic positivity on the other hand...

He is going to have friends in the files at a minimum.

Kimberly Guilfoyle's ex husband deserves to be treated with respect.

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Taking wagers on whether his long-delayed piece about the South Africans Trump prioritized for immigration will ever see the light of day.

HRC and Giuliani had commanding 20 point leads in primary polls February 2007 the same point in the cycle.

Spoiler alert. They weren't the nominees.

Mayonnaise genocide when the walls fell.

My mom put my name on my underwear in preschool so I can relate.

Was going to grand Central market today and decided to just stay put.

If conservatives are upset with coverage, one must re-configure the paper so they never for a second feel like they are condescended to. If libs are upset with coverage, they’re stupid and can’t read.

Amazing that Steve Bannon isn't cooked yet. Not only buddies with Epstein but plotting against Trump with him.

Not sure who actually is going to be his defender now.

Taranti No!! No!

It's on Kristi Noem's plane unfortunately.

"Hello? Mr. President? Yes, this is your top political messaging advisor speaking. I am advising you to keep portraying yourself as a predator and the American people as prey. This is known to be a winning message before the critical Midterms. Thank you for your attention to this matter! MAGA!!!"

Billionaires are money hoarders. No one can spend $1 billion, let alone $100bn, on things they & their families need, or even really want. If they gave away 99% of their loot, this lot would still be absurdly, obscenely rich. Their wealth is socially useless, kept out of circulation for status alone

They probably have lawn jockeys in the front yard too.

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