Rob

“You can’t skip elementary school to go day-drinking”

because parenting remains just saying things you never imagined you’d have say to say to another person.

He’s got the jersey on 2 hours before game time. Hope the MNT themselves are this up for it. #goldcup

I’m actually pretty stoked for Rami Malek as Liam Neeson in Taken-style revenge hero.

Hardway juice probably unnecessary to get heat on this feud, but we’ll take it

It’s impossible to see this as anything other than making it harder for poorer, lower-status Americans to receive basic government services that would entitle them to future benefits.

This brings me tremendous joy. They are indeed all good dogs.

Just hook it to my veins!!

The ole Kentucky Libre

My wife claims “plain” graham crackers are honey flavored.

I think we both know they are cardboard flavored.

MAGA and Tech Oligarchs are about as far away from the philosophy of "The People's Club" as you can get.

So this was a big bummer of a day, just like, overall.

Fuck Nazi’s and anyone who enables, makes excuses for them or whatabouts their actions. We did this once already. What isn’t clear about where this leads?

Someone seeing ghosts out there?

The year is 3104.

Interplanetary aliens land on Earth, a burned out shell of a planet where all people perished in the War on Woke.

They find this photo in an isolated but intact grocery store cereal aisle and then have to decipher what happened to the planet.

Do they blame sentient Pop-tarts?

Not everyone is a fan

UNC looking real undisciplined. Belichick gonna end up having a press conference to announce he’s resigning on day one.

This is an solid Simpsons season 30+ episode plot where Burns finds out Yale hasn’t won in football since he was an undergrad at very least.

“Hey, I’m the W” Guy from the Allstate “Stew Virginia” Commercial should realize something’s wrong if he’s is the middle- but a funny bit nontheless.

Cough drops = health candy

Got to say to my son “Don’t threaten your little brother with unnecessary surgery” unironically.

Parenting is just thing after thing you never imagined you’d have to say to another person.

Message From Everton's New Executive Chairman Marc Watts on working together to usher in a new era for the Club.

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This feels like genuine reason for optimism for the first time in many, many seasons.

Super earnest god-invoking Jameis is certainly something given what we know about his younger life.

Thought Barkley might go down there, but guess it’s a bit too early. #tnf