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TRON: ARES having an official collaboration with Grok and having AI slop on display at he events is making me never want to watch that movie. Ugh

07.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 13
Text of the fourth amendment β€œThe right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

Text of the fourth amendment β€œThe right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

Just posting this. Everyone knows why.

05.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5494    πŸ” 2165    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 81

A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.

26.09.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16629    πŸ” 4274    πŸ’¬ 357    πŸ“Œ 188

Democrats don’t understand their job isn’t to explain to turn and explain to the audience why they’re the good guy, it’s to be the good guys and let the audience cheer for them

26.09.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 433    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

17.09.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 17681    πŸ” 3387    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 95

It is genuinely humiliating as an America to have this sour, cowardly, narcissistic lout represent us and to know that so many Americans applaud conduct like this. Just deeply embarrassing.

17.09.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8908    πŸ” 1763    πŸ’¬ 364    πŸ“Œ 72
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a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
16.09.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky has an alarming tendency to form sweeping consensuses around questionable or easily rebuttable claims. The whole community here seems to regularly get convinced of ideas that don’t even pass the smell test. I think it’s dangerous and unhealthy that people can’t see this vulnerability.

15.09.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

14.09.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20283    πŸ” 6981    πŸ’¬ 726    πŸ“Œ 340
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yeesh so much disinfo out there about the gunman

"Notices bulges, OWO whats this?"
- Meme about furries/roleplaying; not political

"hey fascist! Catch! Up, right, down x3"
- From Helldivers 2, satirical game, you nuke 'fascist' aliens even though you're a fascist yourself; the code launches a bomb

12.09.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1894    πŸ” 442    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 69

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

12.09.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 21490    πŸ” 5105    πŸ’¬ 256    πŸ“Œ 281

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

10.11.2024 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10704    πŸ” 1505    πŸ’¬ 230    πŸ“Œ 169

This is a great thread for those who aren’t Terminally Online like the rest of us

12.09.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 714    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 5

Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel

11.09.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just issued an executive order to safeguard vaccine access in Minnesota.

While the Trump Administration attempts to limit Americans’ access to preventative care, Minnesota will continue to be guided by science and the freedom to seek out medical expertise.

08.09.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4445    πŸ” 670    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 55

This nonsense is an absolute disgrace to America, an insult to our nation's history.

Democrats are so pathetically out of touch they're afraid to say so for fear of alienating Joe Sixpack, but middle America doesn't like this. They don't want to see our national symbols clownishly defiled.

05.09.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 466    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 6

A literal desecration of symbols that tens of thousands have suffered and died for. A sick degenerate insult. Any Dem that can't articulate that can and must be replaced.

05.09.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAs long as you go out out of your way to minimize conflict with the hivemind, you’ll be able to coexist peacefully on this site” - yes, this is the precise problem, people adjusting their views to avoid conflict and it creating a groupthinky social consensus. It’s how Twitter has broken brains too

02.09.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
A close up of a DVD for the film NIGHT OF THE LURCHERS. Text at the top is the name of the horror film, DEAD MEDIA. Text at the bottom reads Premieres 10-20-2025. The Parkway Theater in Minneapolis

A close up of a DVD for the film NIGHT OF THE LURCHERS. Text at the top is the name of the horror film, DEAD MEDIA. Text at the bottom reads Premieres 10-20-2025. The Parkway Theater in Minneapolis

Minnesota friends: Save the date! Our horror film, DEAD MEDIA, premieres October 20th, 2025 at The Parkway Theater.

The story of a troubled young woman, her aging uncle, a haunted DVD.

More details and ticket link soon.

29.08.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

AI’s primary function is to vacuum wealth up from below and move it to the top.

29.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1357    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 13

This is why "Elon went crazy" is cope: he has only ever been rewarded for spouting embarrassing bullshit, and starting stupid companies out of brain farts. He's just rationally following the incentives at this point.

29.08.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 858    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I'm excited about this year's team and excited about this play-call, fellas. We've got a fast-motion... ohhh no, f*ck..." - Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell mic'd up 🀷

16.08.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 496    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 17
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Been a minute since I played, but here's my $200 Yamaha. It rips.

31.07.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WU-TANG FOREVER πŸ‘πŸ½

24.07.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 24410    πŸ” 4813    πŸ’¬ 507    πŸ“Œ 1164

this man is proof that every candidate should actually just be hiring comedy writers for their team

20.07.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3047    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 12

People are repeating the exact same error Obama made, where he overperformed among low-info voters who later went Trump, and then ascribed it to his policy agenda. No man, it’s because you’re a celebrity who absolutely consumed attention

19.07.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

I'm not convinced this is quite right--my read is that they think it's popular in red states to 'own the libs'

So part of the appeal of visibly cruel ICE raids is inflicting harm on their perceived enemies in blue states

12.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 2

What's the chewy decimal number for frozen orange juice concentrate?

12.07.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
CONvergence 2025: The Physics of Kicking a Football
YouTube video by CVG-TV CONvergence Television CONvergence 2025: The Physics of Kicking a Football

Alright sickos, you asked for it, and here you go! The physics of punting with me and Dr. James Kakalios (otherwise known as Dr. Jim)

You asked, we delivered

07.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

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