Cyril

I'm starting a campaign, you are welcome to join. I believe Thursdays don't actually exist. Honestly.. having a little trouble getting support. The system has convinced too many of you. It needs to stop.

I go here every time I hear .. phenomenon ... doo do to do do.

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OMG guys, I just had the best idea! Let's all go out and vote against all of our own self interest!

Louder for those in the back.

Every time I see Trump salute a legitimate veteran, I vomit a little bit in my mouth.

I did my own research Watched Someone's else's Shitty youtube video

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I'm starting a caravan to get TF out of this country. Who's in?

You're so full of shit. You know you brought the house down!

It blows my mind that my dad would have supported Trump. He died because his vet benefits failed him. The very first thing Trump did when he took office was have someone look into ways to cut benefits for vets. How? How did this selfish prick convince so many to vote against their own interests?

I'm never pooping again.

Bro hasn't gotten it up since Epstein went out of business.

I like presidents who don’t get a hard on arresting American citizens

In the words of Oliver Tambo:
"Make the country ungovernable."

Trump: Let's park the Medicare fund in my personal bank account. You know, for safe keeping.

Congress: Why didn't we do this sooner?
Supreme Court: Is it moved yet? What's the hold up?

#MatriarchyNow!

Let's be honest. Trump doesn't think 12 year old girls should have 37 dolls, because they should be focused on having sex with disgusting old men on Epstein Island.

I'm officially 'My Fitbit woke me up because my C-PAP wasn't doing it's job', years old.

We haven't seen an economic downturn like this since.. the last time Trump was in office.

I'd like to take a moment to thank God, that most of the Americans who fought Nazis are now dead, and don't have to witness this embarrassing ridicule of what they fought for.

Might be too old of a reference. Breakfast Club where she added snow to her art by shaking dandruff out of her hair.

It's snowing like emo Ally Sheedy over here.

As long as we're renaming things, what do you think about renaming Guantamamo to Auschwitz?

Trump is on a roll. I think the next move is to revoke women's right to vote. Then their right to drive vehicles. It's not like women are going to stand up for themselves, so why not?

Utah: Ahem, y'all ain't gettin nowhere.

Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton holding up a sign that says he will kill us all

Kate McKinnon as Nostradamus

A big reason I went to college was so I wouldn’t have to wear a shirt with my name on it.

How did I not see that?

Well actually... yes.