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Microsoft’s Windows XP Crocs are here Windows XP on your feet.

Microsoft’s Windows XP Crocs are here

i bet the first guy to suggest lobbing enemy heads over castle walls got made fun of a lot and everyone thought he was just being gross. but he probably figured out germs way before everyone else. if i could have dinner with anyone from history he wouldn’t be my first choice, but not my last either

digital painting, 2024

serpent 3

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

The Witcher 4? Very exciting. I sure hope it's not being made by a company with a deserved reputation for releasing broken and unfinished games, and then gradually finishing them over the first three years of release

PLEASE do not feed raw milk to your cats. Or your kids. Or yourself. #H5N1

LeBron smiling through it all can’t believe this my life

When you kiss your cat and their head kinda smells like syrup or cereal or cereal with syrup

Think you saw someone worth money?

No you didn't. Even if you're greedy/needy no you didn't, cus you'll never see that money.

if your article or newsletter or whatever has an AI image at the top of it, even if it's there ironically or to make a point or whatever, i'm just going to assume the stuff you wrote is slop too. your name right on the slop list forever. buddy boy??? you've been slopped

me when someone ruins my streak in call of duty

i wish yaoi was real

this should be the slogan for all video platforms and they should be compelled by law to have a banner atop the site or app that says it

mitch mcconnell is reportedly “doing fine” after falling and hitting the floor with a meaty thud

for a while i wanted to kill the guy who gets paid millions of dollars to run me over with his car every day but then i found out he has a wife and kids.. guess things are never as black and white as they might seem

i think i will try and learn a small amount of bash

linux is kinda tricky guys

Love that anyone who plays a strategy game called "CIVILIZATION", "AGE OF EMPIRES", "CRUSADER KINGS" etc is a gentle soft-left liberal internationalist nerd, and anyone who plays one called "MAGIC GIRLS GO!! KIRAKIRA PINK HARMONY" is a full-on Nazi

elon musk is not by any meaningful measure closer to colonizing mars than i am but try telling that to these fat cats holding the purse strings at NASA

Mouthwashing game review: some really clever ideas. Doesn't overstay its welcome. A huge bummer to play the whole time but that's intentional

They laugh and call us "dead peasants" while they make a profit off our deaths.

You've become obscene. Original text: 猥に　なった Another possible translation would be "You've become indecent." Source: tcrf.net/Paper_Mario:_The_Thousand-Year_Door/Unused_Text

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door contains unused early status effect messages in its files. The message for losing all effects (i.e. going back to normal) translates to "You've become obscene".

Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually

A screenshot of a social media post from USFWSPacific that reads: "SHE DID IT AGAIN! Wisdom, the world’s oldest known wild bird, is back with a new partner and just laid yet another egg. At an approximate age of 74, the queen of seabirds returned to Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge last week and began interacting with a male." This tweet is paired with an image of two Laysan Albatrosses at Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge. Wisdom, the oldest known wild bird, is shown alongside her new partner, demonstrating her enduring legacy as a remarkable seabird.

We humbly interrupt your scroll to bring you the news that Wisdom—the world's oldest known wild bird—is breeding again, age 74.

Go on girl. 😍

Expecting us to extend humanity to the vampires gorging themselves on blood money is absurd, ghoulish, and frankly infuriating.

If they didn't want us to revel at their suffering, they would not gleefully profit from ours.

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

Spotify wrapped saying i listened to Von Dutch 53 times and am in the top 0.05% of listeners worldwide

Top artists: Beyonce, MCR, Kendrick Lamar Mountain Goats and japanesecoffee Top songs: Von Dutch, Butch 4 Butch, Brutus PURE/HONEY and Savin' Me

I've got LAYERS

Please don,t beeb beeb because i,m sleep