Mr.Tanktop

@cblunt58.bsky.social you were great on the nolecast btw. Would love to see you on more regularly. Just thought I’d pass it along.

Beautiful, large breasted infrastructure

Thank you, President Trump

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

(youth pastor voice) you know who else totally destroyed the Chipotle restroom

The extent to which the whole tariff bit comes down to Trump being dead certain that the rest of the world is Ripping Us Off but being too stupid/impatient to learn or understand what that would actually mean...as an increasingly innumerate man it is honestly inspiring. I feel seen. I feel valid.

i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters

i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

God I’m just sick of even talking about Musk. Repellent in every way. The least charming man in history, a horrible father, pretends he’s good at video games, posts like a stunted and humorless high schooler, thinks being mean to him should be illegal. All of those traits could be apolitical

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

Excellent

Word

There a thought on who we’re getting?

Yeah

That was the most creative play all we’ve had all year

At the very very least

Happy for Toafili

The aristocrats

Dear God

Same shit all year long.

Feels like safety over upside hire. Maybe I won’t get fired if we’re halfway decent.

Neoliberal capitalism conditioned people to focus solely on work, resulting in a crisis of identity, a crisis of isolation, and a loneliness crisis.

MAGA is a faux-populist cult designed to offer people a simulation of purpose and belonging with shared gestures, phrases, and ideological orthodoxy.

☝️ Important reminder: you shouldn't yell at me even if I say something stupid. That's actually when I need your support the most

My best friend is a tariff

Now who’s the expert

Amazing. What a bit. Congrats!

Dude can’t shut the fuck up