Professionally Certified Woolgatherer

Seems like this could transfer well to Minnesota?

Patio is on the ground, porch is elevated.

Does she know?

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When i win the lottery i'm going to learn to fly a helicopter, then buy a helicopter, and spend my days hovering over the neighborhoods of government officials

A screenshot of the New York Times Spelling Bee app with six gray hexagons arranged in a circle with a yellow hexagon in the middle. On each hexagon is a black letter, including: AGLTWO on the gray hexagons and C on the yellow. Above this is the word COWTOOLS with a yellow C and the rest of the letters being black. Above this is a small black rectangle with white text that says "not sophisticated." Above that is a list of words that have already been guessed, which includes Prongler, Lump, Lump with Handle, and Crude Saw

Unbelievable.

Funny you should mention that, Peter, as we've concluded something similar re our freedoms and your life.

@gothtatertot.bsky.social thanks for being ahead of the curve!

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MAGA Rap idiot Forgiato Blow. He is a cornfed lookin' dude with a cheekful pink face and a li'l piggy nose. He is wearing a ball cap embroidered with MAYOR OF MAGAVILLE, giant square bedazzled sunglasses, and one of the world's stupidest beards.

Who do I talk to re my refunds for Forgiato: An Intimate Evening of Blow?

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Unfinished.
#LiamRamos

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This is me on my walks, @gothtatertot.bsky.social

Truly the ENTIRE community is pulling together.

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do not go piggly into that good wiggly

2028 is going to be a great year for shitty candidates finding out their lifelong political aspirations don’t amount to shit

what if every sidewalk looked like this

Look, we've been scrambling to stand up the Parks Board Militia, but I'm not sure what we can do while our arms are still limited to landscaping tools.

Well look, we've previously discounted them to our chagrin, maybe they can pull it off?

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Both have been essentially worthless, arguably harmful, in their "leadership" in this moment. The people doing the dangerous work are normal everyday Minnesotans and minor officeholders like City Council.

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Every Minnesotan posting about the arrival of February like it’s NYE

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Now on to our exciting new month, January II!