Jess

me trying to fascinate women:

the old bluesky is dying, the lesbian ouya struggles to be born. now is the time of monsters

I wish as many people wanted to actually click on Teen Vogue stories as like a post about our work being good and important, because this post is almost at 20k likes and that would be pretty good traffic!

Why is it always mfs named Rumpelstiltskin that have designs on peoples firstborns 🤣

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So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

i'm not having a good time rn

it's called no man's sky because the longer you play it and have time with your thoughts in the cold vacuum of space and barely inhabited planets, the more you realize how estrogen and a banging pair of titties seems pretty appealing

7 Years Later, Alex Garland's Hated Sci-Fi Horror Will Land On Streaming Cosmic horror fans will love this alien invasion film.

Yes, Annihilation will stream on Paramount starting August 1. No, the movie wasn't much hated. No, it didn't flop in the usual way. The new Paramount leadership suffocated it by releasing on too few screens. Per screen take was robust. share.google/4PHbY6q65jJk...

You guys already ethnically cleanse the timeline pretty thoroughly.

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To assure you differently, more people will be delighted to have a rich experience and understanding than who will be annoyed by the quantity. Imagine you're just telling someone who's driving about the picture--you really want them to know about it but they can't take their eyes off the road.

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Hey so I started a YouTube channel for some sketch comedy I’ve been making. The easiest thing in the world is to ignore this post but if you watch it, you’d make my day. I promise it’s “actually good”

this is the thing

Brendel realizing it's easier to get blocked by 300 morons than having to push the block button 300 times yourself. That's efficiency.

The Democrats need to be united in our stance to defeat the Tangerine Menace and here you are once again promoting in-fighting and saying people should take down a good SUCCESSFUL Democrat who KNOWS how things are done just because he’s a Republican

This was actually changed, sadly, because too many angry dudes complained.

It sucks, it was the way most people learned that the Makeover Mage exists.

LET 👏 WOMEN 👏 HAVE 👏 HOBBIES

RIP Ozzy I never got into Sabbath but a zillion other people did and they started bands I did get into so

holy shit rip ozzy osbourne

He seems like he'd fuck a trans girl in a way that's problematic because it involves hard drugs and abusing campaign funds but nothing to do with her being trans

And that's a president I believe in

injections should be the standard. ban pills

she asked me if you got last year's christmas card btw

Bunnies are all playing volleyball on the beach, while wearing aviator glasses and dog tags like in the movie "Top Gun". One bunny runs to intercept a spike, while his teammate is distracted.

Daily bunny no.3022 is playin' with the boys

debate jubilee Shinji Ikari vs 20 clones saying "i love you"

“inshallah on the front page”

feels illegal to have a legit funny politician

We are suffering from fools who don't think we can tell they are doing policy based evidence making instead of evidence based policy making.

schizoposting is an artform only a few truly grasp