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"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"

07.11.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 949    ๐Ÿ” 241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

06.11.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6482    ๐Ÿ” 1179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

06.11.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36121    ๐Ÿ” 7937    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1579    ๐Ÿ“Œ 728
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnsonโ€™s office.

06.11.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51350    ๐Ÿ” 13849    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1003    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1148

Pleeeeeease

05.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a tree falls in the woods and squashes the only ones to hear it, does it make a sound?

05.11.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm love him ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

05.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Icarus fan art ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Icarus fan art ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Icarus fan art ๐Ÿ”ฅ

#hades2 #hades #icarus #hades2icarus #fanart

21.10.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 385    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[26.10.22] repost

Happy Birthday JiuJiu! You deserve love, my angry grape.

#ๆฑŸๆพ„1105็”Ÿๆ—ฅๅฟซไน #1105ๆฑŸๆพ„็”Ÿ่ช•็ฅญ #JiangCheng #JinLing #mdzs

05.11.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 252    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads

05.11.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3161    ๐Ÿ” 499    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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05.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87255    ๐Ÿ” 18529    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3229    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2424

WELL DONE

05.11.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They made a good choice this year!

04.11.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A batch of eight Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits on a baking sheet

A batch of eight Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits on a baking sheet

Yes, I woke up an hour before my alarm to the disquieting realization that I've hooked my hopes for escaping the fascist regime to whether Zohran Mamdani wins his election, but the upside is, I had time to make biscuits

04.11.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAHHHHH

03.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not for mine, I don't think? Depending on what you mean by "too much" but f'r example my parent had to make an account to make payments on my account.

01.11.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scripps Research scientists launch new digital clinical trial to test repurposed drug for long COVID symptom relief

We've just launched the first large, site-less (home, direct to participant) randomized trial for treatment of #LongCovid, testing tirzepatide (a GLP-1 drug) vs placebo. Please help spread the word
www.scripps.edu/news-and-eve...

31.10.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 693    ๐Ÿ” 506    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
Screenshot from SRIV, four spheres in different skin shades

Screenshot from SRIV, four spheres in different skin shades

On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.

31.10.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1849    ๐Ÿ” 588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57
May moonlight guide you!

May moonlight guide you!

Happy Halloween from the Crossroads!๐ŸŽƒ

May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. ๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜

31.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4038    ๐Ÿ” 1242    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Obsessed with the Idea that Mo Xuanyu and Wei Wuxian share a birthday, so i wanted to pay tribute to both of them ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ Happy birthday Wei Wuxian and Happy Birthday Mo Xuanyu <3 #้ญๆ— ็พก1031็”Ÿๆ—ฅๅฟซไน #MDZS #weiwuxian #moxuanyu

31.10.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Philip Larkinโ€™s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads 

They Oz you up, your mandyias.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They give you vast and trunkless legs
A sunken shattered visage too.
But they were Ozzed up in their turn
By Mandyias upon the sand
Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command.
Oz hands on mandyias to man.
Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can
Ye mighty and despair yourself

Philip Larkinโ€™s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

30.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2028    ๐Ÿ” 700    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83
Mexican WWII poster

Mexican WWII poster

This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever

30.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2747    ๐Ÿ” 583    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

I wouldnโ€™t tell anyone Iโ€™d won The Lottery but there would be signsโ€ฆ

The signs: [getting stoned to death]

29.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 175    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My friend *just* showed me this movie on Saturday, so this is now a post I can hear!

29.10.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading a book called Ink Blood Sister Scribe by Emma Tรถrzs that I'm really enjoying! Also falling headfirst back into Stardew Valley.

28.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you perchance living in the house from Mary Poppins?

28.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watched my friend play this over stream for me on Saturday, and then spent all of Sunday playing Stardew Valley.

27.10.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‚นใƒšใ‚คใƒณ็‹‚่ฉฉๆ›ฒ

26.10.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๅฏ’ใใชใฃใฆใใŸใฎใงๅ†ฌใฃใฝใ„ๆœ็€ใ›ใŸ

26.10.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

24.10.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12712    ๐Ÿ” 2544    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

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