@twoexfortyfive.bsky.social
Only really look at this when the match is on. Welsh Ellen Ripley, terrible at the back (right) she/her/they/ynwa π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ L8 via SA4 via SE16
If you must, on Valentineβs Dayβ¦
14.02.2026 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donβt you dare take that seagull head off.
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The things that go through my mind while tense games are played.
11.02.2026 22:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For a premier league stadium, this pitch is atrocious. Legs are broken by fucking bobbles.
11.02.2026 21:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I broke my ankle playing roller derby in 2011. I was convinced I was ok, popped my shoes on and walked out of the Brixton Rec into a taxi to A&E. I also wore a gum shield.
You and me Wataru, you and me.
Convince me Trent didnβt piss on a goalpost before he left to curse every single right back or player attempting to play right back for us.
11.02.2026 21:37 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bangarang
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Keen eyes also spotted this⦠threeexfortyfive is my evil doppelgÀnger
11.02.2026 17:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Hehe! How did you know π
11.02.2026 17:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big lol evening in the Barclays.
Heheheh sickos.
Hahah π
08.02.2026 19:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a safe space Iβm sureβ¦ I was stood behind a mildly famous LFC young Instagram guy tonight. Loud mouth prick with the most online opinions Iβve ever heard expressed IRL.
08.02.2026 18:55 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1This.
After Jota died we all said βweβll forgive them if they have a weird yearβ, and seemingly we are fickle and we actually canβt.
Mighty Red is a they/them
08.02.2026 17:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More grown men sharing bags of fizzy strawberry laces at the football please.
08.02.2026 16:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck Manchester City and everything it stands for, obvs, but I will never not enjoy seeing Kolo TourΓ©.
08.02.2026 16:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just overheard James Pearce tell someone he thinks 3-1 Liverpool so here we fucking go
08.02.2026 15:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ibou having his best game in months after losing his dad a week ago, then scoring a very funny goal. Thanks Reds Iβm crying.
31.01.2026 21:55 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I thought we were embarrassingly shite until we scored and now I donβt give a fuck
31.01.2026 21:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you reckon Floβs ever had any issues getting into Berghain
31.01.2026 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Duhduhduhduhduhduuuhduhduuuuh
31.01.2026 21:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Agreed. I really still want Isak to come good though, and they end up playing together. Pushing each other on. Not that Hugo needs much pushingβ¦
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I feel like these being back at Anfield maybe the turning point we were all hoping for.
31.01.2026 20:51 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I havenβf seen a Pope that surprised by a Frenchman since Napoleon took Pope Pius VIIβs crown and stuck it on his head
31.01.2026 20:46 β π 43 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0Hahagshahahshshahahahahah
31.01.2026 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literally scored 2 seconds after this. It doesnβt change how I feel.
31.01.2026 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The reds are gonna kill us all.
31.01.2026 20:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The guy next to me in the queue has a plastic bag of what I presume is wrapped chips, they put a tag on it. A5 my ass.
31.01.2026 19:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here come the hotsteppa
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