The Retro Magician

I learned about the milk guy / bodybuilder connection from the most reason season of Survivor. David was a huge milk freak.

I have thought that if Red Lobster went under, they could relaunch as a Cheddar Bay biscuit place at mall food courts.

@stephenfishbach.bsky.social thanks for calling out the Survivor for not casting @robcesternino.bsky.social The fans want to see him play again! Its kind of crazy that they think all these other players should be chosen over Rob

This season has been the horrible. No one will actually PLAY the GAME! Why will no one take a shot at Joe?

so cringe!

...meanwhile in evil news

a green hose is spraying water on a lawn ALT: a green hose is spraying water on a lawn

guys pee like this. it's probably for the best to keep them away from toilet seats

Colorado already has laws and sentencing guidelines for criminal mischief. Federal government doesn't have jurisdiction.

the big mistake the internet sleuths made was trying to guess which CITY it was, when they SHOULD have been trying to guess which TOWN.

vintage ad for atomic joy buzzer. shocked man's eyes and teeth pop out while girl prankster smiles and winks. ad copy says: wind it up and wear it like a ring. shake hands and watch your friends jump! Place it on a chair and they will hit the ceiling when they sit on it. 75 cents.

Happy April 1st!

April Foo--

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I was wondering about that too!!

why did the producers think it was a good idea to cover everyone in mud during the first challenge, making them unrecognizable while we're still trying to learn who everyone is?

Where would you rather hang out? Cyberdelia from #Hackers or the Foot Clan Warehouse from
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #90s

Every decade gets nostalgia for the one 30 years prior.
80s -> 50s - Back to the Future, Happy Days, American Graffiti, Star Wars, Indiana Jones
90s -> 60s - Wonder Years, Lost in Space, Flintstones, The Adams Family, Mission Impossible
00s -> 70s - Starsky & Hutch, Shaft, Dazed & Confused

I don't believe its possible to push the party

Art by • Doug Beekman

feeling hot hot hot

openly buying favor is so gross.

Another year of Oscars that I can safely ignore. I haven't seen (or even heard of most of these).

The most frustrating thing for me about our cyberpunk dystopia is that we didn’t even get the cyberpunk aesthetic. We out here breathing toxic air & losing our job to robots in some fucking wrangler jeans I’m SICK

Opinion | Kyle MacLachlan: How David Lynch Invented Me (Gift Article) How could words possibly do justice to an experience like that?

Gift link to Kyle MacLachlan's essay on #DavidLynch in the NYT.

"It’s why he never wanted to explain his work. He wasn’t trying to be surly or obtuse....It’s just that explaining his art after the fact seemed antithetical to the very point of making it."

Direct hit on the Sunset Fire in Hollywood. 🎯

Nice work, @lafd.bsky.social #LAFD c/o @nbcla.bsky.social 👨🏼‍🚒

Sean Connery and Charlotte Rampling in ZARDOZ (1974, d. John Boorman).

Fun fact: Jan. 1, 2025 is the exact date of the events in ZARDOZ.

2024 Movie picks
new movies:
Furiosa
Hundreds of Beavers
Smile 2
The Substance
Beetlejuice 2
My Old Ass
Late Night with the Devil
Challengers
Dune part 2

old B-movies:
Death Race 2000
Street Trash
Ninja 3: The Domination
Chopping Mall

you don't like egg salad on potato bread?