Chris Carlton

the negative energy currently disrupting this age could be partially offset by a Donkey Kong x Strawberry Shortcake crossover

This is truly sickening. I weep for his victims. Imagine seeing your rapist’s face on the actual Department of Justice.

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

People can say it’s utopian or dreamy but it’s a fact that you have to believe new things are possible, fundamentally, in order to make them real. You have to make the choice to believe that more than this is possible & not be resigned to this being the way things have to be because it’s not at all.

A system built to eat people never stops eating people.

(Although, to be fair, Eternals is at least initially vague about whether it occurs in the Marvel Universe, or just one where people know who Marvel characters are.)

I read through Kirby’s Eternals and Fourth World books a few years ago. It’s a shame creator owned comics weren’t really a thing when he was making these. I think both properties suffered a little bit my being forced into their respective company’s universes.

We have now entered the "His Opponents Are Afraid of Falling Out of Windows" stage of Donald Trump's emulation of Vladmir Putin.

Trump revokes EPA finding on greenhouse gas threat in huge blow to climate change regulations EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin officially revoked the endangerment finding, in a huge blow to U.S. efforts to fight climate change.

Every single day I wish Poison Ivy was real

www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/t...

I think we should try using reverse psychology re: the voter ID initiative. "This is great! The Americans most likely to have passports are liberals who have traveled internationally and naturalized immigrants! This will hurt poor people from red states!" See if that works

Not to sound like a centrist but I don’t think child rape should be a partisan issue.

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

It also remains one of the saddest things about this whole sordid era: Bad enough to have a major party succumb to a demagogue, but it’s a personality cult around a doddering buffoon who is, along every personal, professional, and moral dimension, one of the least admirable humans on earth.

Awesome. Let’s go. Burn it all the way down.

How much do you HATE the constant, non-stop, annoying, childish, WHINING, COMPLAINING and perpetual VICTIMNESS of Trump and his lackeys?

The US is negotiating with a child rapist in the Epstein network on how to retrain his Gestapo troops while also building a vast network of concentration camps to kidnap women and children all over the country.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Around the world, politicians and businessmen are resigning from their positions because of the Epstein Files.

Except in the United States.

Here: Zero shame, zero consequences.

We need resignations, investigations, impeachments, and punishments now. Should have been years ago.

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:

Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down

Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged

Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

Who’s the Super Bowl half time performer?
*wrong answers only*

We’re very excited to watch The Football Bee.

"take a hike" oh you care about my cardiovascular health? thank you!

A group of men who regularly rape children decided to ruin the public's perception of trans people in this country for shits and giggles and every time I think about that my heart clenches into a blood-red fist of rage.

And I can't stop thinking about it.

JD Vance should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.

It's obvious but still striking to consider that we have a United States government driven solely by one man's emotional dysregulation and dysfunction.

Britain has dethroned a prince, forced Mandelson to resign, & lost confidence in Starmer because Rep. Thomas Massie & I forced the release of the Epstein files.

What is America doing to hold the Epstein class accountable?

We need to haul these powerful men before Congress.

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

To all our international friends attending the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Milan tomorrow:

Please loudly boo JD Vance and his delegation. Make him feel like shit. We encourage it. We wish we could be there to boo him, too.

Signed,
the American people

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things