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I will live to see the empire fall. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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I got a good tip when delivering Uber Eats the other day and woke up to an email and a push notification about it.

Irnoicly, the push notification was directly under a push notification from my bank telling me that the account that Uber pays out to is negative.

06.04.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's with tip BTW. Base pay, at least where i am, is $2. You get $2 from the actual company and the rest is from customer tip.

04.04.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eat
The
Rich

04.04.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you complete 5,000 deliveries as a doordash driver, you get 15% off your next order. As long as it's within 14 days and totals less than $10 off.

Eat. The. Rich.

04.04.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Today at my towns daily anti fascist protest, we got a lot of thumbs down and middle fingers. I think it's funny how we go out there every day knowing we're risking our safety and freedom, and these dipshits in their cars think we're gonna be impacted by a finger.

28.03.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

26.03.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26800    ๐Ÿ” 5772    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 392    ๐Ÿ“Œ 231
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Im officially out of my 20s! Good riddens! 30s can't possibly be worse, right? Anyway, here is the absolute BEAUTIFUL slingshot my husband made for me for my birthday. We're gonna go shoot it in the morning. I am SO excited!

19.03.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
19.03.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We should really give it back.

18.03.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a big dose of hope. Someone please give me some hope. Is there any left?

18.03.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a podcast about nazis getting what's coming to them?

18.03.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know when it's okay to punch down...?
When the Nazi ain't standin' up anymore.

17.03.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An excuse to stay home from work on my birthday?? Yes please! Thank you!

17.03.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've watched this like 10 times. I have it saved to my phone. Absolutely wonderful.

17.03.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry! We can definitely solve the school shooting problem by adding more guns to the schools. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’

17.03.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Students find unattended gun at Twin Falls elementary school A contracted security guard left their gun unattended for a short time on school grounds of an elementary school, according to an email sent to families by the Twin Falls School District.

A security guard at an elementary school in my town left his gun unattended to be found by the kids.

www.kmvt.com/2025/03/15/s...

17.03.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm in the process of entering homelessness, and somehow, the hardest part of all this is that i can't find a new home for my cats. They are a bonded pair. They're littermates. They need to go together, and the rescue said they have no more fosters homes.

14.03.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a shame how embarrassing it feels to be poor. Like I live in one of the richest countries in the world and all my clothes are too big because of weight loss from food instability but I can't afford new clothing. I know about the systemic injustices at play here, yet still I am embarrassed! ๐Ÿ™„

13.03.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want to make sure everyone knows that I am very poor. I am living right around the Amarican poverty line, which is not a lot of money. I am saying this because I don't see people talk about living in poverty much and it'd be nice to feel less alone. It's easier to talk about from the outside.

13.03.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Swastatruck with an "Area51" plate has to be the absolute cringiest thing I have ever seen in person.

13.03.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so sorry that that happened to you.

12.03.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We said the same thing about cereal for dinner.

11.03.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh God, they're gonna be sending us all their MAGA freaks ๐Ÿคฎ

11.03.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's true...and here we are!
#fight
#resist
#strongertogether
#BlueCrew

06.03.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5456    ๐Ÿ” 1389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 310    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

05.03.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13789    ๐Ÿ” 1838    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

Umm... /s/ ๐Ÿ‘€

06.03.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright y'all. Looks like we have ourselvessome weeknd plans for once. Let's get to some spring cleaning!
๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿพ

06.03.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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