I got a good tip when delivering Uber Eats the other day and woke up to an email and a push notification about it.
Irnoicly, the push notification was directly under a push notification from my bank telling me that the account that Uber pays out to is negative.
06.04.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
That's with tip BTW. Base pay, at least where i am, is $2. You get $2 from the actual company and the rest is from customer tip.
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Eat
The
Rich
04.04.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If you complete 5,000 deliveries as a doordash driver, you get 15% off your next order. As long as it's within 14 days and totals less than $10 off.
Eat. The. Rich.
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Today at my towns daily anti fascist protest, we got a lot of thumbs down and middle fingers. I think it's funny how we go out there every day knowing we're risking our safety and freedom, and these dipshits in their cars think we're gonna be impacted by a finger.
28.03.2025 01:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"
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We should really give it back.
18.03.2025 22:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I need a big dose of hope. Someone please give me some hope. Is there any left?
18.03.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Is there a podcast about nazis getting what's coming to them?
18.03.2025 02:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You know when it's okay to punch down...?
When the Nazi ain't standin' up anymore.
17.03.2025 14:27 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
An excuse to stay home from work on my birthday?? Yes please! Thank you!
17.03.2025 22:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I've watched this like 10 times. I have it saved to my phone. Absolutely wonderful.
17.03.2025 21:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Don't worry! We can definitely solve the school shooting problem by adding more guns to the schools. ๐๐
17.03.2025 15:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's a shame how embarrassing it feels to be poor. Like I live in one of the richest countries in the world and all my clothes are too big because of weight loss from food instability but I can't afford new clothing. I know about the systemic injustices at play here, yet still I am embarrassed! ๐
13.03.2025 18:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I just want to make sure everyone knows that I am very poor. I am living right around the Amarican poverty line, which is not a lot of money. I am saying this because I don't see people talk about living in poverty much and it'd be nice to feel less alone. It's easier to talk about from the outside.
13.03.2025 18:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Swastatruck with an "Area51" plate has to be the absolute cringiest thing I have ever seen in person.
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I am so sorry that that happened to you.
12.03.2025 18:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We said the same thing about cereal for dinner.
11.03.2025 20:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh God, they're gonna be sending us all their MAGA freaks ๐คฎ
11.03.2025 03:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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It's true...and here we are!
#fight
#resist
#strongertogether
#BlueCrew
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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
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Umm... /s/ ๐
06.03.2025 07:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Alright y'all. Looks like we have ourselvessome weeknd plans for once. Let's get to some spring cleaning!
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06.03.2025 07:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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