Luke Givens

We’ve advanced beyond the, “Show us your papers” phase.

We’re now in the, “These papers are obviously fake because I can tell by looking at you that you’re an illegal type of person” phase.

But guys, do you expect the president to accept bribes in just any old office?

Why didn’t you start with that? Sold!

The world only makes sense anymore when you understand that everything that was once good is being intentionally run into the ground by man-children with no concept of the world existing outside their own ego

The more “domestic” the better

Imagine lacking the self awareness to say that your political opponents hate America while the person you’re defending posts videos imagining himself as a king defecating on American cities. How much cognitive dissonance can you cram into one skull?

Imagine being so pathetic that Jesse Watters’ opinions mean something to you

Best compliment you could receive, just on a human level

Honestly, that could’ve been true for any team in the playoffs this year. The president sure hates a lot of people

Reminiscin’ this’n that and havin’ such a good time. Oo-De-Lally, Oo-De-Lally golly what a day.

Johnson is probably begging (Satan, I’m guessing) that we only remember him for defending the poop video when he knows we know he’s actively deflecting for much, much worse

But those citizens are critical of the president, so half the population and the entire media are perfectly okay with it

Once again, Trump’s AI videos of himself as a king shitting on America raise new concerns about Joe Biden’s mental acuity

This video raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental acuity

You can almost detect a sense of disappointment in their post

Man, the Hamas, antifa, Marxist extremists never seem to deliver any actual terror. Just peaceful gatherings. Weird

They just announced we’ve broken every record for public gatherings in Leesburg!! Over 5,000!!!

So proud of our community. We feel you here in spirit!!

My pleasure!!

Ain’t no Kings in Leesburg, VA

It also gives big, “Don’t-you-know-who-my-dad-is?” energy. Also heavily loser coded

Oooh take that full gummy, girl. Yeahhhh you love it 😂

Dunno who needs to hear this but, maybe don’t share “gift links” if the links don’t actually let you read an article.

Otherwise it’s just, hey lemme gift solicit a subscription from you on behalf of someone else

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.

Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.

Stay safe out there.

I didn’t think we’d have to specify this, but, *no Fuhrers either*

From berating Zelenskyy in the Oval Office to insulting him online, we’ve all sacrificed a lot for this war - DJT

MAGA influencer embedded with ICE in Chicago

MAGA influencer embedded with ICE in Chicago

MAGA influencer embedded with ICE in Chicago

This kid in the grey sweatshirt is a MAGA influencer embedded with ICE

He was at the roundtable discussion at the White House then captured on video in Elgin, IL

Trump is sending these thugs into protest groups under the guise of “journalists”

Paid crisis actor

Put his face out there

Pritzker

And the pepper balls to the head are…what??

Funny names *annnnnd* merch. Because beyond the inconceivable cruelty, everything is also a giant scam to separate idiots from their money.