Who has the range of motion for a squatty potty😒
28.04.2025 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You should never date a poet. Prose before hoes.
28.04.2025 04:09 — 👍 284 🔁 83 💬 12 📌 5
My sex sounds like the walking dead
26.04.2025 22:51 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Tengo piel de leche
01.09.2023 12:07 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
On social media I’m the pick me girl
01.09.2023 12:06 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
My gf just reposted me. My gf’s followers are now all wondering how to turn off her reposts.
25.08.2023 22:32 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
If I sold drugs, my drug of choice to sell would be Dr. Pepper zero
01.09.2023 12:01 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Imnotgoingtouseanyspacesinmypostsunfollowmenow.
25.08.2023 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
YOUR MENU OPTIONS ARE THE SAME 🙄🙄
25.08.2023 22:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I’m super even my tampons say so
25.08.2023 13:29 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Hehe
Estoy orgullosa de ti
25.08.2023 12:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hola
09.08.2023 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Artist lover, reader, avid dog
Writer, thinker, artist, player of music, eternal child. Sarcastic but sweet AF,
Graceless Lady🌊🌊 She/Her - 8647
"Witch, scholar, poet, dreamer, and the rest, to be a woman also."
~ Elizabeth Barret Browning
I love Canada 🍁
Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma
Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. Our planet is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
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Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
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Entrepreneur who loves to camp, hike, fish, hunt pheasant, all with my dog River. Not a MAGA fan
East Side ATL. Fella.
Once turned Willem Dafoe into Willem Dafriend.
We perform caricatures written by our rivals at patreon.com/rivalimage - humour, music, lit.
Exercising my right to remain silent is my cardio.
My best attribute is my ability to proof read my posts after posting. Meanjin woman, born and bred. Ex photographer.. Don't waste my time with yer god-bothering. No DMs.
Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
Listening to books counts as reading! Well tolerated kook —-> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kfmtqxh6jfria7fv2ve66gfn/feed/aaao6idjk67ra
E.g., Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Lives in a cardboard spaceship
