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Thoughts On Games There's this big, complicated web of ideas that I've been wanting to write about for a while now. I've lost count of how many unfinished pos...

Blog Post: Thoughts On Games

In which I try to take a massive tangle of related thoughts that have been rattling around in my brain for months and pare it down to "the important part" and hope it's still coherent.

unboxedcereal.blogspot.com/2025/11/thou...

09.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This feels like kind of a non sequitur because the problem here isn't the mechanics, it's the terms of discussion. If course there's nothing special about mechanics when talking about them in a white room devoid of context, but mechanics when implemented don't exist that way.

10.11.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

10.11.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8890    πŸ” 3921    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 121

πŸ’œ

10.11.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is CRIMINAL that the new pokemon game introduces a guy whose entire job is to return lost poke balls to you but they didn't take that opportunity to bring back Ball Guy from galar

10.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's hoping this and yesterday's post can clear up enough headspace to get me back to working on my WIP TTRPG.

09.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thoughts On Games There's this big, complicated web of ideas that I've been wanting to write about for a while now. I've lost count of how many unfinished pos...

Blog Post: Thoughts On Games

In which I try to take a massive tangle of related thoughts that have been rattling around in my brain for months and pare it down to "the important part" and hope it's still coherent.

unboxedcereal.blogspot.com/2025/11/thou...

09.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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A Sane Review of PokΓ©mon Legends ZA It seems that online discussion of PokΓ©mon Legends ZA Β mostly comes in two forms: critics saying that the graphics being less than photoreal...

Blog post:
A Sane Review of PokΓ©mon Legends ZA

In which I discuss what's *actually* good and bad about this video game, instead of what the internet can't shut up about.

unboxedcereal.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-sa...

08.11.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Sane Review of PokΓ©mon Legends ZA It seems that online discussion of PokΓ©mon Legends ZA Β mostly comes in two forms: critics saying that the graphics being less than photoreal...

Blog post:
A Sane Review of PokΓ©mon Legends ZA

In which I discuss what's *actually* good and bad about this video game, instead of what the internet can't shut up about.

unboxedcereal.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-sa...

08.11.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing Mega Gyarados EX. I've added red lettering that reads, "Who wants it?"

Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing Mega Gyarados EX. I've added red lettering that reads, "Who wants it?"

#PokemonTCGPocket

Who wants my extra Mega Gyarados?

Hit me up!

3883110680660648

07.11.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HASHTAG FREE TROLL

08.11.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am confused and humbly request explanation

08.11.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Deck list from Pokemon TCG Pocket. Psychic energy. We've got Mega Altaria as our main attack plan, supported by a pair of Sylveon EX and one each of Indeedee EX and Tapu Lele. Notably, the Eevees are the new ones with only 50 HP, so I have a copy of Lisia to grab them or Swablu. Other Trainer cards are pretty normal: pairs of Speed, Research, and Ball; plus singles of Sabrina, Cyrus, and Red.

Deck list from Pokemon TCG Pocket. Psychic energy. We've got Mega Altaria as our main attack plan, supported by a pair of Sylveon EX and one each of Indeedee EX and Tapu Lele. Notably, the Eevees are the new ones with only 50 HP, so I have a copy of Lisia to grab them or Swablu. Other Trainer cards are pretty normal: pairs of Speed, Research, and Ball; plus singles of Sabrina, Cyrus, and Red.

Threw together this deck just now after blowing pack points on a second Mega Altaria. Only tried it twice so far, but it feels good.

#PokemonTCGPocket

08.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

07.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 652    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7
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Sword World: What If D&D Didn't Matter? This post is me suddenly realizing that I could Simply Write About something I've repeatedly alluded to in replies on social media:Β  "If you...

I wrote this a while back, summarizing some things that caught my attention while reading through it:

unboxedcereal.blogspot.com/2024/08/swor...

07.11.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know, but here's a data point:

Sword World 2.5, the most popular fantasy RPG in Japan, has tables you have to reference for every single damage roll.

07.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing Mega Gyarados EX. I've added red lettering that reads, "Who wants it?"

Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing Mega Gyarados EX. I've added red lettering that reads, "Who wants it?"

#PokemonTCGPocket

Who wants my extra Mega Gyarados?

Hit me up!

3883110680660648

07.11.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm getting a lot of people asking about elf ears, here be the lore

#SpindleLore

07.11.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1827    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

You should try Pokemon Infinite Fusion. It's a free fan game where you can fuse pairs of pokemon in any combination you like. Hundreds of thousands of new friends to make. ☺️

07.11.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This really is the thing.

Because the early games played well enough to attract fans of the gameplay, but then that gameplay degraded over the years as the focus shifted. Gameplay fans lost something while their design-fan neighbors ate better and better, but to grieve is to be labeled a hater.

07.11.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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😘

06.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1755    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 10

I'm gonna have shit like manablood elves and ophidian elves

06.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Elvenity
Elfane
Elvenoid

06.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how dare

06.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am once again considering framing all the different playable bodyforms in my WIP TTRPG as "types of elves," with "elf" being the umbrella term for sapient people.

Like, if we're already calling the genre "elfgames," might as well lean into it, right?

06.11.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

#PokemonTCGPocket

05.11.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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INHERITORS - Proof of Life - Quickstart by SandroAD apocalyptic future-tech mayhem

The fever dream of the future's future ~ The boiling pot that humanity let itself cook in ~ An opportunity ~ A sprint ~ A vision ~ A proof of life ~

This is your first look at Inheritors (officially PWYW on Itch~)

sandroad.itch.io/proof-of-life

05.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A Land once magic title logo

A Land once magic title logo

A feast for a sphinx cover

A feast for a sphinx cover

Echo from the dark icon exploration

Echo from the dark icon exploration

Hello gamers I'm opening *emergency* graphic design commissions, to help me keep my healthcare due this friday. Flexible pricing, I'll do:
-Title typography
-Iconography
-flyers
Looking forl ow effort/stress (ie not suited for short turnarounds and big expectations), great for mockups and prototypes

05.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

#PokemonTCGPocket

05.11.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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