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BREAKING: Dick Cheney’s autopsy results reveal that he died due to complications of having some of his ribs removed to well…y’know…suck it a little.

That’s how he died actually.

05.11.2025 05:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Truly some of the worst product packaging of all time

04.11.2025 22:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love the Coca-Cola 18, 4, 6, 24 wheel truck (depending on the frame of the commercial)

04.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coca-Cola doubling down on soulless shitty AI Holiday commercials while M&Ms and Hershey just run those hits back. This is easy stuff and somehow Coca-Cola stays losing.

People want the polar bears (preferably made by real artists)

04.11.2025 03:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Uber drivers should be able to tip me for good conversation OR no conversation. I deserve a few bucks for being a good passenger.

03.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Posting an A.I. generated video is like posting a picture of a shit that somebody else took

03.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 1222    🔁 176    💬 6    📌 0

Me, guy who doesn’t give a shit about sports or teams. Just do the most basic thing and I’m IN

02.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking my Uber driver shit his pants

02.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
02.11.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We do love dinner and a show don’t we folks

02.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

not just dinner, was it not THANKSGIVING DINNER?

01.11.2025 23:52 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think things got worse when the internet stopped being a city where you drove your car to different stores and friends houses and museums and became an endless family/high school reunion where EVERYONE is prom king/queen and the venue keeps selling you stuff while you’re drunk on your own stardom.

21.12.2024 17:34 — 👍 125    🔁 20    💬 5    📌 0

2000: You need to have a website.
2008: Actually you need to be on our website.
2017: Our website has caused a genocide.
2024: And we think that’s good.

21.12.2024 04:37 — 👍 1397    🔁 321    💬 4    📌 4

Nothing good about Houston except the TexMex

01.11.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sir mine is up RIGHT NOW

29.10.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Who the hell is this for

29.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dr. Frankenstein after two beers:

“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”

28.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 435    🔁 69    💬 5    📌 0

oh phew, i was so worried amazon wasn't nimble. the thing that i care about in a recession, if a company is numble

28.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 54    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0
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the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever

28.10.2025 17:55 — 👍 6107    🔁 1389    💬 203    📌 455

There’s a BIG Monopoly board game attraction in Charlotte that the keep calling “Life Size Monopoly” and this pisses me off so much.

All Monopoly is life size. This is just big Monopoly, and it looks like it sucks!

28.10.2025 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My personal favorite for a long time was The Jane Hotel. Used to be $100/night for a bunk bed and a bathroom down the hall in the West Village. I think the price has jumped and it hasn’t done much to justify it though. May be worth looking at though!

27.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve had friends stay at the Freehand and it seemed fairly affordable and overall great. Not sure if that’s still the case but it’s a solid location.

27.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remember that period of time when every airport had an iPad at every seat and you could play a bad bejeweled game or order really expensive food?

26.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The worst part of Everything On The Menu with Braun Strowman is the forced wrestling tie in and the weird filter applied in post.

It’s a food show, show me what that food actually looks like!

25.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need updates on the following things that no one is talking about:

The Paper season 2
Three Body Problem season 2
Final Fantasy 7 Remake part 3
Mass Effect 4ish
Horizon Zero Dawn part 3
I Think You Should Leave season 4
Jedi Survivor part 3

We know these things are happening! Where are they?!

24.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Killzone?! Not “the Halo killer!”

24.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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81: We Forgot How to Podcast Kody and Paul return and we catch up on all the things from the past 2 weeks of pro wrestling! NXT released a bunch of folks who may or may not be real, and we discuss everyone’s injuries from Jaco…

We're back! and we catch up on all the things from the past 2 weeks of pro wrestling! We discuss everyone’s injuries from Jacob Fatu, Seth Rollins, Sol Ruca, and potentially others! Plus RAW, Smackdown, NXT, Dynamite, and we look at the upcoming Halloween Havoc event.

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