BREAKING: Dick Cheney’s autopsy results reveal that he died due to complications of having some of his ribs removed to well…y’know…suck it a little.
That’s how he died actually.
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BREAKING: Dick Cheney’s autopsy results reveal that he died due to complications of having some of his ribs removed to well…y’know…suck it a little.
That’s how he died actually.
Truly some of the worst product packaging of all time
04.11.2025 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love the Coca-Cola 18, 4, 6, 24 wheel truck (depending on the frame of the commercial)
04.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coca-Cola doubling down on soulless shitty AI Holiday commercials while M&Ms and Hershey just run those hits back. This is easy stuff and somehow Coca-Cola stays losing.
People want the polar bears (preferably made by real artists)
Uber drivers should be able to tip me for good conversation OR no conversation. I deserve a few bucks for being a good passenger.
03.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Posting an A.I. generated video is like posting a picture of a shit that somebody else took
03.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 1222 🔁 176 💬 6 📌 0Me, guy who doesn’t give a shit about sports or teams. Just do the most basic thing and I’m IN
02.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking my Uber driver shit his pants
02.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We do love dinner and a show don’t we folks
02.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0not just dinner, was it not THANKSGIVING DINNER?
01.11.2025 23:52 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think things got worse when the internet stopped being a city where you drove your car to different stores and friends houses and museums and became an endless family/high school reunion where EVERYONE is prom king/queen and the venue keeps selling you stuff while you’re drunk on your own stardom.
21.12.2024 17:34 — 👍 125 🔁 20 💬 5 📌 02000: You need to have a website.
2008: Actually you need to be on our website.
2017: Our website has caused a genocide.
2024: And we think that’s good.
Nothing good about Houston except the TexMex
01.11.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sir mine is up RIGHT NOW
29.10.2025 15:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who the hell is this for
29.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dr. Frankenstein after two beers:
“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”
oh phew, i was so worried amazon wasn't nimble. the thing that i care about in a recession, if a company is numble
28.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 54 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
28.10.2025 17:55 — 👍 6107 🔁 1389 💬 203 📌 455There’s a BIG Monopoly board game attraction in Charlotte that the keep calling “Life Size Monopoly” and this pisses me off so much.
All Monopoly is life size. This is just big Monopoly, and it looks like it sucks!
My personal favorite for a long time was The Jane Hotel. Used to be $100/night for a bunk bed and a bathroom down the hall in the West Village. I think the price has jumped and it hasn’t done much to justify it though. May be worth looking at though!
27.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve had friends stay at the Freehand and it seemed fairly affordable and overall great. Not sure if that’s still the case but it’s a solid location.
27.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Remember that period of time when every airport had an iPad at every seat and you could play a bad bejeweled game or order really expensive food?
26.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The worst part of Everything On The Menu with Braun Strowman is the forced wrestling tie in and the weird filter applied in post.
It’s a food show, show me what that food actually looks like!
I need updates on the following things that no one is talking about:
The Paper season 2
Three Body Problem season 2
Final Fantasy 7 Remake part 3
Mass Effect 4ish
Horizon Zero Dawn part 3
I Think You Should Leave season 4
Jedi Survivor part 3
We know these things are happening! Where are they?!
Killzone?! Not “the Halo killer!”
24.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're back! and we catch up on all the things from the past 2 weeks of pro wrestling! We discuss everyone’s injuries from Jacob Fatu, Seth Rollins, Sol Ruca, and potentially others! Plus RAW, Smackdown, NXT, Dynamite, and we look at the upcoming Halloween Havoc event.
24.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0