Rebekah

gave out old Bluesky invite codes to trick or treaters this year. they set my lawn on fire and called me a bitch

First at the door tonight, the pizza delivery driver.

Yes I gave her candy I'm not a monster.

pls report back on the success of the non candy items. I am curious...

YUP

I hate how greedy and stupid we are

Wait we did this before and it didn't turn out great

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Last year, Trey Yesavage was an East Carolina Pirate and had a loss to UTSA

Here are 13 Portland-area coffee shops and restaurants that have pledged to feed people who lose SNAP benefits The restaurants are doing what they can to feed people in the community.

If you need a meal because your SNAP is ending, there are places in #PDX serving (gift link)

If you can, support these local restaurants, donate $ to the food bank and help stock the little free pantries.

www.oregonlive.com/food/2025/10...

when the portland police are saying “get a load of these incompetent assholes” it ain’t a good sign

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

why don't they just agree to disagree and walk away?

a woman wearing a blue and white floral dress ALT: a woman wearing a blue and white floral dress

"just one more half inning and then I'll go to bed" but for 3+ innings straight

Yah Yamamoto pitched last night and they said he volunteered to be put in tonight. I didn't know you could just ... add more pitchers on the day. (IKNAB lol)

Wait you can just add more pitchers to the day's roster at any time?

TIRED: I can’t go to bed, the game’s still on.
WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.

Well now I want pineapple

The Longest Game - 30 for 30 Podcasts Baseball holds its records sacred. Most home runs, strikeouts, career wins. But what about the longest game ever?

I listened to this podcast over the summer, in case you were wondering how long a professional baseball game can last. I won't spoil it for ya.

The Longest Game - 30 for 30 Podcasts share.google/CsvmWcDvlukT...

I’m gonna have to get Tommy John surgery after watching this game

The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old

or... bsky.app/profile/chri...

What happens when they run out of pitchers

This is the game I've been waiting for since the playoffs started.

Uncle Sam billboard on I-5 goes from right-wing zingers to a statement of Native rights The 70-year saga of the Uncle Sam billboard on I-5 south of Chehalis and its provocative, right-wing messaging took an abrupt turn this summer when the billboard and the 3.5 acres on which it sits was...

Ayyy, the Uncle Sam sign on I5 got an upgrade! www.kuow.org/stories/uncl...

I just... you could build a baseball player in a lab and he wouldn't be this unbelievably good.

emergency cute

Probably right after he said Fory was a dumbshit for getting 2 yellows. Right?

[Anakin-Padme meme goes here]

💕 close enough!

Wait he blamed the ref?! GTFOH

I wish I could find the gif of Blanco on the bench vs. Seattle, motioning for them to kiss his ass. Fucking legend.