Jim Henson's Folklore Baby

SPIN MY CHEST TO REVEAL YOUR NICK'S PIZZA DISCOUNT

Travelling back in time to beat up my 16 year old self.

A blonde boy of perhaps eight years old standing next to a large stuffed monster toy that's dressed in a football jersey reading "My Football Monster" across the front.

Okay, when it has to specifically be My *Football* Monster, the whole thing seems to lurch away from "psychologically healthy plaything" and towards "birth of a new fetish."

An inflatable frog costume throwing a sub in the style of Banksy

Just realized this has a similar cadence to "Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing," and I think it's apt.

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

this is objectively hilarious

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

a stern floating head with limbs, posed to look as though he's riding a horse, but there is obviously nothing there. he's horseless.

the horseless head man

"Congratulations Jem! You're the first rock and roll star to win the Indy 500!"
-- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem

put this bloated shitesack behind bars. he can get free stuff there.

Tebrikler! (Thought I'd throw another ethnicity into the mix in honor of your multicultural wedding.)

Tweet from John Podhoretz reading: "My mother was a Heritage board member for 40 years. You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba." quoting Kevin Roberts, president of the Heritage Foundation, tweeting: "There has been speculation that @Heritage is distancing itself from @TuckerCarlson over the past 24 hours. I want to put that to rest right now—here are my thoughts:"

The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.

I follow you solely because I love looking at your art. Not "mid" in the slightest.

The space vampire episode, with its ferally libidinous Erin Gray, left deep tracks in my psyche.

OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.

Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.

NO KINGS

*reads this*

ONE KING

Fact-checking should be legally required for all nonfiction books and publishers should pay for it

Cover to WALT DISNEY'S OLD YELLER comic book, published under the Gold Key label in 1966

"Oh, hey, it's the first issue of Walt Disney's OLD YELLER comic book!"

"um...why...why isn't there a second issue"

Are Republicans Nazis? Or are they not Nazis, but just happen to do Nazi stuff?

the thing about bad apples is that there is an entire second half of that idiom

Just Jack Kirby in 1939, reminding us not to make deals with Nazis

"However, artificial identities...?" Cebulski added and shrugged.

"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!

Yes.

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

claudia cardinale feeds cat spaghetti

claudia cardinale feeds cat spaghetti

claudia cardinale feeds cat spaghetti

These photos of Claudia Cardinale feeding cats spaghetti should honestly replace the Italian flag

Fascinating. The Moore Swamp Thing run is formative for me, and I always liked Alpha Flight, but I wouldn't have thought to compare the two. I don't suppose you'd be willing to elaborate a bit?