Alex Nicholson

If establishments don’t disclose the presence of dairy in their food before I eat it, I can’t be held responsible for what might tear its way out of the abyss

There are still those who respect The Old Ways

<— this one has an indoor cat

“Las Islas Malvinas”

YouTube video by Dropout Don't Trash Talk New York | Hardly Working

I think about this video at least once a week.

I can not stress how little of an issue splitting bills has been when it comes to success in my dating life. This is boomer-brained silliness.

Asshole inflation is leading to the use of more extreme, previously taboo curses to describe them.

If the administration doesn’t curb their inflationary policies, new and fouler curses will have to be minted to meet the rising tide.

I like when it’s on fire, but I’m just not into fruitcake.

We should set more desserts on fire honestly

Insert a movie into another movie:

Twelve Angry Children of Men

The Lion, The Witch, The Magnificent Seven, and The Wardrobe

James and the Attack of the 50 Foot Woman’s Giant Peach

Yep!

Metalalia: Multimedia Fairytales for your tablet and phone An immersive story telling app: original and retold fairytales with visual art, music and narration.

It wasn’t the phone book specifically, but I did try doing that for a while:

Aren’t Minneapolis and St Paul cohabiting?

There was that podcast I used to do pre-pandemic…

You can try and make me but it probably will go about as well for you as last time

They also love cheating at football

She wouldn’t know culture if it gave her a lap dance.

Wow, the British public got it right for once. Are we back, chat?

Ah yes, beef curtains

Gotta count that rice!

Orks, she’d respect their self-confidence and predilection for close quarter combat.

User Michael Kupperman: You don’t NEED to build a snowman. You can pretend ANYTHING is Parson Brown. ANYTHING. User Alex Nicholson: 🎶 In the field we’ll use imagination/ Parson Brown is anything we please/ Shunning duty to our foul creation/ We curse our hubris as we balk and flee 🎶

One from the vaults at this cursèd time, in light of the excellent film by GDT.

(Your annual reminder that Christmas and the literary Gothic have been culturally entwined for centuries, so getting mad if I release a dozen bats at the mall grotto means YOU’RE the one ruining Christmas, AMANDA)

Well yes, she had you at an 8-2 disadvantage

Lying bullshit from a fake hard man

And finally he abandons the lie that he’s for immigrants “who do things the legal way”.

As if there was ever any doubt. He hates basically everyone. Even most Americans he can’t abide.

He’s snake-d

Honey, I’m earnestly trying to understand where you’re coming from. I read every reply and it’s not clear what reason you have to believe that buying boy-coded IPs means Disney execs resent their Princess IP.

Maybe they just like money?

I don’t understand. Are you surprised that the megacorp that owns our childhoods is attempting to market to boys as well as girls?

Eternal Darkness
Banjo-Kazooie
Goldeneye 007

I encourage more people to hate pecan pie. Means I don’t have to share.

Friend
Chipotle
Crabs

This does not bode terribly well for my year…