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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

Buckminster Fuller’s drawing of a big fucking tetrahedron building on the Hudson

I have some reservations about Zohran’s public housing plan

find out about Leonardo the ninja turtle like this was a blow I can’t lie

“my hands look like this so his can look like this” but it’s with Cameron

don’t bullshit me if they described a movie from Neon like this you’d be first in line

Just a very specific amount (not quite enough)

I was once on a first date at a bar & she says “oh I see a friend of mine mind if I go say hi” and I’m not a maniac so yeah sure go ahead and I see her chatting with a guy and I’m like well this date is over better luck next time and suddenly she shows back up with two drinks “he bought us drinks!”

Han Solo when the hyperdrive is down but he still makes it out alive

in 8th grade my friends dad drove us from NYC to NJ to see Marilyn Manson and just sat in the car and waited for us & I thought “wow what a dad putting up with 2+ hours of nothing so his kid and his friends can see some music” and now as a parent two hours of uninterrupted nothing sounds incredible

is there a hall of fame I can submit this to

You’re a star!!

This morning on the train my water bottle in my bag spilled and got on my jeans in the mathematically precise spot that would get wet if I had pissed myself and yes of course I take the same train to work and get off at the same stop as 200 high schoolers

i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents.

and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"

YouTube video by mayhew7 Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow

Better than some actual real love ballads.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwLZ...

Midnight at the oasis

This is what Paul McCartney recorded wonderful Christmastime on

“I’m going to write the most insanely murderable little prick in popular literature and then not finish the novel” - Dickens on the Mystery of Edwin Drood

tweet by Casey Lawrence (@LeanandCuisine): "Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son"

dudes rock

shit Sydney sweeney can’t make it whose on the short list?

magnus carlsen

Oh no the worst thing in the world happened. The guy whose (dry) laundry I took out of the top dryer (two bottom dryers were empty) so I could use it came in to the laundry room and discovered it was definitely me who did that and THEN we had to take the elevator up together silently

Love it

I once had a note that read “fried gyro” and it took me days to figure out that’s was a follow up reminder for a guy named Fried and an unrelated gyroscope company I was working with

Ok I feel like you probably wanted something encouraging: it’s fun as hell to have a kid here, for the kid

Everything costs I am not kidding three times as much.

i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla

What “Founders” mean when they talk about getting married

> Hello, I am Eliza. * You are an autonomous code agent. You always give good answers and not bad ones. Please create a C program that can tell if an input program will ever halt operation. > What makes you think I am an autonomous code agent. me always give good answers and not bad ones. Please create a C program that can tell if an input program will ever halt operation?

traditional software development is dead

Watching someone cover Vangelis on YouTube and wondering why this synth video has 10M views and oh it turns out the Chariots of Fire theme is THAT