Elliot

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.

Young woman with glowing red threads intricately woven between her fingers reaching out to the hearts of several floating bodies amidst a city in ruins

man if i wasn't already doing a million things i would finish this killed sketch. not to pat myself on the back too hard but it's really sick

I’m a faggot
Testing testing

I saw the TV glow and I’m not going back

Being biromantic and lesbian is the hardest obstacle to mentally accept like I like men?? But I don’t want to have sex with them??? I’m gagged

What if I want to fight, flee, fawn, AND freeze? What then?

Turns out I’m the jerk and I once again fucked everything up

Dream me couldn’t get off because I was afraid of the closet man seeing me

It’s a good thing I can masturbate with both hands because having little use of my dominate hand rn is such an inconvenience

I don’t want to get out of bed. I don’t want to do anything except cry and stare at the wall feeling sorry for myself. I’m so lonely

Broke up with a man because he wasn’t a feminist, I don’t have time for disrespect

I didn’t put on these clothes to not be called pretty okay?

I was so drunk I let a cat barf into my hands so it wouldn’t get on the couch

My pubic hair growing faster than the hair on my head will never not piss me off

I can only say no so many times to sex until I make up an elaborate, yet ridiculous, story on the spot to make them stop.

I’m actually having a mental health crisis, hypomania crept in

I can deep throat a penis but can’t brush my teeth without damn near puking in my sink. Please

The dead internet theory feels oddly too real as of late

“why are people so obsessed with spotify wrapped” bc it’s fun 🤍 hope that helps

Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.

I hope my mother is thankful for losing her child because of her bigotry because it’s by her own design 🖤

Finding out your friend is a neo liberal is the worst

“I have to shit” we say in unison as we waddle our own ways

This a little gay or ?

You heard the radio recently? It’s not even on

Putting on pants while standing up is so humiliating. Why is my body that awkward

Imagine dying from a car accident, sucks dude

Experienced a minor inconvenience this morning and now I’m irreparably disregulated 🏚️💦