Chris Orser

a woman in a white feathered dress says i 've made him a man Alt: a woman in a white feathered dress says i 've made him a man

Joan Cusack in Addams Family Values 🔥

I know I’m old because I still buy DVDs but I got old when I stopped worrying about getting the Bluray version.

The reference to dick attachment technology is the only thing I remember from the show.

a cartoon character from the simpsons says " i 'll also need to remove your tattoo " Alt: Moe from the simpsons says " i'll also need to remove your tattoo" holding a grater

When you have a tattoo you just need to get rid of

Got a little swept up in the Ron Paul revolution (as a non American).

I guess non-intervention during the war on terror looked appealing for a minute.

The one at chilis takes dedication to the bit. The ground looks greasy.

Who amongst us hasn’t had a few poorly tuned auto scaling groups.

Roko’s basilisk will certainly have paid attention.

I think it did well for a sequel to a movie best remembered as a throw away joke from The Simpsons. I think Disney expected Marvel returns.

They’ll never write the headline “Want to see The Rock show up to set on-time, with AI now you can”

Wait, I saw a comment saying Mitt feels real bad about how he made his fortune. We should forgive him.

I can only dream of the chaos I’d sow

It’s up to those who can to do what others can’t.

Secret Leto-less Tron 3 we never got cause the second one did bad.

I always thought the term was for the type of people that bring the same kind of energy as those people who steal home run balls out of kids hands.

Everyone else is just an adult that likes Disney.

Starting to think we need the Gom Jabbar 💉

Going to juice my GitHub contributions by putting my name in every README.md

Absolutely not a shock that I sold a bit of my company’s stock and it shot up to an all time high two days later

I need to weaponize this uncanny ability to sell during the dip.

If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn’t Dracula 🧛

I think a lot of problems could be solved if we hired more people to work fewer hours for the same money.

Would probably need to abolish landlords though. I said “fewer hours” not “do no productive labour”

Best feature when you’re in a call

Click away to look something up

Click team icon in dock to go back and it’s some screen you never use instead of the call

As a canadian parties fucking suck

It’s the illusion of choice where the leader gets ultimate say in who’s in the party and if your MP is independent the parties just team up to make sure you can’t do shit.

We elected not conservative and just got conservative but red.

What’s the temperature of Timothy Dalton being a good Bond?

Turning dials on older stereo equipment is so satisfying.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

Canada should be expanding Canada Post.

It’s really more about giving the mom a scare than hoping she gets rabies.

If she got bit and her immediate thought is to get treated she will forever know exactly how bad of a person she is.

I hope this is fake but if not then I hope the kid bites the mother before getting treatment.

Dems sure do love to speak up when someone with power gets affected but they have been throwing trans people and immigrants under the bus for years in an effort to appeal to voters that will never vote democrat.

I love increasing my cognition by offloading it to major corporations.

I have this idea that the libs will be doing this for longer than the conservatives who will get distracted by a cartoon not having big enough breasts in a week or two.