Alex Conover

Great tip. I'm about to snag some.

Gonna record some stuff? It's fun

This means that there's at least a small chance that the Cowboys front office came to Jerry Jones with the Micah Parsons trade, he meant to flip them off, gave them the thumbs up by accident, and has been pretending it's what he meant all along since

A beautiful gif is born. So much potential usage (non-Jags related)

The most coordinated triple flag throw you’ll ever see lmao

Grind her into a powder? What?

Joe Ingles, 38 years old, with the lob to Joan Beringer, 18 years old.

BREAKING:

Derrick Henry or Travis Henry?? 😅

The real tragedy of the Nevermind baby is that even if he’d managed to grab that dollar it’s very unlikely he’d have been able to purchase anything with it

The best kind imo

Gay BLM houses

Feels very weird to see my early-20s coworkers wearing the fashion we wore in 2004, but ironically/kind of as a joke. I feel persecuted

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Vibes

@sickoscommittee.org @cjzero.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/edsb...

Thanks — can’t believe how dirty the district did me this spring. It hurts.

Still dealing with persistent anger from being soullessly tenure-bumped out of my teaching position (that was going objectively well) this spring. Been reflecting a lot on how much my job was apparently important to my self-worth and identity. You don't really know until the rug gets pulled.

my students have been generating our check-in question & today a student asked the class, what is one thing you would remove from the world rn? here are some responses:

- long range weapons
- guns x6
- AI x2
- Trump x3
- white supremacist groups
- poverty
- mosquitoes
- vegetables
- Tennessee

sigh

This is...incredible?????

A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.

Charlie Kirk Is A Means To An End | Defector It’s become clear that Charlie Kirk is worth more to Trumpworld dead than he ever was alive. His fatal shooting last week in Utah has been used as a cudgel in an attempted purge of wrong-thinking…

Charlie Kirk is a means to an end: defector.com/charlie-kirk...

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

where can you listen to Casey Kasem? YouTube?

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard on Fox News, and that’s REALLY saying something.

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger