Alex Conover

So what’s the plural form of this object? Walkmen? Walkmans?

this whole thing is diabolical

This entire thing is so incredibly terrible. The idea of force-feeding PragerU for kids makes me feel nauseous.

Fox News since Monday: 85 minutes talking about Sydney Sweeney, 3 minutes talking about Epstein Since Monday, Fox News has spent an hour and 25 minutes covering an American Eagle commercial in which Sydney Sweeney talks about her “good jeans,” devoting over 20 segments to the story. In compariso...

Fox last week through Friday at noon: 85 minutes talking about Sydney Sweeney, 3 minutes talking about Epstein www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fox...

The Nike Sabrina 3 commercial brings the classic Nike hoops commercial feeling

I hate how they force you to do this in order to experience semi-reasonable pricing

Great Northeast headline (saw on @natepentz.bsky.social IG)

oh yeah, incredibly stupid/shitty

the republican party hates public goods and wants to force feed you and your family slop produced by its billionaire allies

In my life

Gorgeous. One of the most significant uniform upgrades in recent memory given the monstrosities the Jazz have been wearing of late.

I really like how this place in North Minneapolis has the same name listed three times.

Collecting textures for a “1980s Church” pack

Really really losing my will to keep watching The Bear. Midway through the wedding episode. Why is everyone invited to this?

I can't properly articulate with words how much I hate him

@randballsstu.bsky.social

Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.

Is it a coincidence that I received this DM from a former college acquaintance replying to my IG story yesterday? I criticized the EPA, had nothing to do with Somalis. GOP is so clearly weaponizing racism for their goals.

Alpha News @alphanewsmn.bsky.social did severe journalism malpractice by not mentioning the main reason Palmers closed, which was very clearly a co-owner stealing from the bar. Instead they rile up their frothing, rage-addicted base, blaming it on the “culture.” This is how they stoke pure racism

a man wearing a black hat and a nike vest is raising his fist . Alt: Tiger woods wearing a black hat and a nike vest is raising his fist in celebration

MAGA once they got a chance to use Sydney Sweeney as a distraction from Epstein

Really trying not to go absolutely insane over this as 1. A parent but also 1B. A person who will be alive for 50 more years

Just got another 5-day smoke warning too, wow awesome for my kids who like to *play outside*

I swear Google keeps adding more and more AI nonsense whenever I open a document. I know how to write! Fuck you!

In ten years this could’ve been cancer if not for RFK jr, Andrew Wakefield, Jenny McCarthy, and all the fucking dipshit granola liberal fascists who substituted vibes for science

Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones

Someone tried to snap a pic of the Browns helmet reveal and fell off the raft 😂

(via X/Reflog_18)

Kyle Lowry, PJ Tucker, and Jeff Green will always be in the NBA. They’re like the Tarantino cameo in all of his movies, there’s no real need anymore and it’s more distracting than adding any substance at this point but it’s nice to always be able to rely on it

Subbed last week

Four-year-old: dad, if medicine makes us feel better, then how did Michael Jackson die from having too much medicine?

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Fun storefront combo here. All you need, really

A muddy, large zucchini

The annual question of “what do I do with this now?”