Matt

@manruss.bsky.social I finally caught up on Second Coming and I just wanted to say that it is a beautiful examination of faith, love and sacrifice that speaks to both a former Catholic and a comic book lover in a way that nothing else has.

Lessons learned from The Music Man:
1. To solve the male loneliness epidemic, all men should be put into barbershop quartets.

If you are an audiophile and you voted for Trump, I hope you enjoy shooting yourself in the foot. #ChiFi

i wasn’t even being hyperbolic

Not sure if Republicans don't realize this or just don't care but most companies that have DEI initiatives also encompass the hiring of veterans as most leave the service without higher ed degrees, certifications and workforce experience that a lot of other prospective hires would have. #TrumpEOs

I'm no lawyer but if the "logic" behind eliminating birthright citizenship for illegal immigrants is that illegal immigrants are not subject to the 14th Amendment because the Constitution only applies to legal citizens, that means that none of the Constitution applies to them as well

Will be praying to the ghost of William Henry Harrison for the next 30 days. Praise be. #trumpinauguration

Trying to manifest the energy and confidence of an underqualified Trump cabinet nominee during my next job interview.

Instead of saying "my hot take is...", start saying "My manifesto is..."

Right now, there is someone typing a Substack post about how the UHC CEO and Elphaba are basically the same.

I am begging you to stop typing plz.

me: everyone prepare their christmas song?

guy who wrote jingle bells: mine is about bells & horses

me: aw ☺️

guy who wrote silver bells: mine is also mostly abt bells

me: oh. hm. thats fine

guy who wrote carol of the bells: [lighting match & running fingers through it] this world is a nightmare

Favorite trope of heist movies/TV: when at the end, the whole team shows up one by one and then they walk off together. Makes me tear up.

The entire visual language/story arc of Wicked, Part 1 is full superhero origin story, especially the last 15 minutes. So great.
#wicked #defyinggravity

More people should read astro city by kurt busiek and brent anderson and alex ross

It's one of the comics that you regret if you don't read it

Bruce Springsteen: Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night

Me: Oh no. At least his house is ok

Doctor: You have the same disease as the girl in Airplane

Me: Oh God what is it?

Doctor: A movie with Leslie Nielsen but that's not important right now

Y'all today is a good day.
#inforwars #alexjones #gayfrogs

I'm not too old to get into Linkin Park. Right?
Right?

Right?

Thoughts after my dental implant: my gums are right stuffed

The Barbie Snub Outrage Proves That When It Comes To Diversity, We're Only Thinking Of White Women Barbie's director Greta Gerwig and star Margot Robbie have been snubbed at the Oscars. But is the internet's collective anger a sign that when it comes to diversity, we're only thinking of white women...

BARBIE OSCARS BARBIE MARGOT ROBBIE BARBIE SNUB BARBIE

READ THIS.

www.refinery29.com/en-au/barbie...

The fact that we live in a world where Barbie has to be made the way it was guarantees that we also live in a world where it will never win Best Picture and it will never be appreciated in the older male-dominated Academy. #Oscars2024

Me every other day in a year: "The Oscars are irrelevant in the context of modern filmmaking".

Me the day Oscar nominations are announced: "IF ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE DOESN'T WIN, BEST ANIMATED FEATURE, I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND."

Does it weird anyone else out when a character in a Netflix show is watching a show on Netflix? Bode is watching the Dark Crystal sequel in Locke and Key and I'm going down a rabbit hole in my head now.
#LockeAndKey

I'll Be An Afterthought When I Am Gone
Written by me.
#poetry

Poetryoverdose.com

Me trying to fall asleep:
What if farts instead said your most mundane secret?

*Passes gas*

"Why do you have panic attacks anytime you smell nutmeg?"