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Congrats!

I think about this sequence all the time.

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and I'm always saying that

perky nips as well which, fantastic.

I mean I just do it in person

A picture of me holding my foot up in a circle of leaves

I am engaging with nature

it’d be very surprising for me as well to put mine

damn scissor sisters gave it to us

Jesus I need to rub you

yeah

Here’s a video of it, baby.

good

If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

a picture of Bobby Hill from the animated show, King of the Hill, with sunglasses on sitting in a lawn chair drinking a drink with a small umbrella in it looking chill.

good morrow

I love the candidate complaining that she wasn't as radical as she was painted and blamed that elsewhere as opposed to the fact that Republicans always paint the other candidate more radical regardless. They called Joe Biden a socialist! Joe Biden! It will never matter what your actual position is!

i would hoot and holler

becoming a person who says "fuck that feels good" while doing bicep curls.

is this in regards to that minnesotan couple? I'm behind a few episodes but they're demonic.

I too watched that documentary and truly……I could not even begin to want to deal.

Feel like I could live in these SPAC shows for a while, such great material and a killer ending show. Need to go next time Phish is at this venue.

do you think i'm just asking for fun???? i don't want to be talking to you either, jake!

as a customer support guy working in tech, I hate when an internal team is just like "why do you need to know why this didn't work? you got the eventual thing you needed." and like yes, sure, but the customer wants to know WHY the thing broke and they will not accept "-shrug emoji-"

goodness I love him

bart simpson says hello mother dear groans while standing in front of a window ALT: bart simpson says hello mother dear groans while standing in front of a window

sinister.

stepping into the freezer a lot today (both because it is hot and it is a lyric)

also, if you just let the person be and get to know them, you'll probably nearly find out the reasoning anyways! I tend to attract a lot of sober guys and it's always like well I do drink socially and engage in drugs on occasion but I'll never give a shit if you don't!

I am so interested in the take that Hard Candy is attempting to be Confessions Part 2. Surely Confessions is American Life on coke. Hard Candy feels like if she transported her debut album to 2007-2008.

SHOULD I wait for you???? MY substitute for love??? Well? Let's ask the audience.