Drastic

Related mystification: Jason Statham has had many roles since, yet none of them have been reprises of his character from Spy. Just an inexplicable failure of the entire industry.

This blade is Glamdring, the Foe Git R Dunner.

There's a bro culture leads to bromism joke in here somewhere. Writers room to get back to me.

the most insidious idea social media has given to everyone is that being connected and following along all the time is the good righteous thing to do and people are ignorant and in the dark and sheep if they don't

I've been replaying Cyberpunk 2077 and one of the patches between last time and this time added an autodrive mode to the cars. I think it's a good modding opportunity not to change anything about how the autodrive works, but to instead simply rename it in-game to "Still Love the Truck!"

I think we’re missing out on a funny angle on the Big Balls story - it’s entirely possible he lied to a friend to try to save face after getting his ass kicked by a teenager and his lie got caught in a game of group chat telephone that ended with the President of the United States

Lady im front of me in airport security line discovered suddenly that she had no ID. Husband's delivery of For Gods Sake Wendy and long suffering adult daughter expression could not have been outdone by any central casting

“Weird” giant penis monster is problematic. I mean, there’s lots of just criticism, no need to body shame him.

Worse, cats demonstrably don't even care about everything that's going on. At a certain point you have to accept it's not obliviousness, it's collaboration. Performed upset over Caturday is clearly a distraction because that featured exhibit person chooses to live with three traitorous collaborators

One of the deleted scenes from the montage of failed Robocop 2 prototypes. Should've been in the director's cut.

It's hard to tell without captions but I think Skullmaster may be monologuing about Huey Lewis and the News.

Been replaying Cyberpunk 2077 and Cherami Leigh deserves awards for how well she sold the maximum goofy line "rust in piss, shitbot!" That is a hard line to sell.

Still love the botulinum!

Fucking Fight, You Useless Fucks Fucking Angus King edition

wrote about Angus King, Alex Lee, and Democrats who keep bringing the wet noodle of bipartisanship to a bazooka fight. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/fucking-fi...

"For the love of God, montressor dot AI!"

"Indeed, that is a remarkably astute observation with deeply insightful reasoning! Would you like assistance in formatting that observation as a post for your in-home-only substack?"

Though there is something to be said about sealing all the exits and wrapping the houses in question in a faraday cage.

My expectation is that it wouldn't even take a lawsuit, as soon as AI "therapy" "providers" figure out a pipeline to sell the histories.

Nope, nope, and nope. I file that kind of thing in a similar place as the TTRPG thing of people writing ten page backstories for their characters: have fun with it, sure, but what matters is what happens at the table/in the game.

NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV

Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan

Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?

CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

to disable the fucking AI chatbot in Firefox:

* go to about:config
* set browser.ml.chat.enabled to false

“This is Gary Gygax,” said the voice, “and I’d like to speak to Lee Gold.” “I’m Lee Gold,” I said. “I gather you got the copies of A&E I sent you.” “You’re a woman!” he said. “That’s right,” I said, and I told him how much we all loved playing D&D and how grateful we were to him for writing it. “You’re a woman,” he said. “I wrote some bad things about women wargamers once.” “You don’t need to feel embarrassed,” I said. “I haven’t read them.” “You’re a woman,” he said. We didn’t seem to be getting anywhere, so I told him goodbye and hung up.

Lmao Gary Gygax

Griffin: it's just a fish
Lovecraft: [sweats]
Griffin: sure, maybe it looks a little weird
Lovecraft: [sweating intensifies]
Griffin: maybe a little unappetizing
Griffin: but at the end of the day, it's just a fish right?
Lovecraft: [vibrating] i can't take this anymore

A still from the 1980 movie "Saturn 3" featuring Kirk Douglas' character that in context trying to ineffectively fight Hector the Killer Robot but in freeze frame just clinging to the robot's waist and hips. This is a very funny visual joke given the context of the thread. Very good joke. Everyone laugh. Roll snare drum. Curtains.

"More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge."

Worse, you can be having a perfectly pleasant interaction with a cat and it'll just suddenly get up, turn its back, and walk away. Rude!

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

Every time your back is turned, his nervous body language immediately changes and he smirks at the camera.

You're right, that can't be done. Sorry for the confusion! Here are several options:

Option A: do the thing that can't be done.

Option B: do Option A with five extra steps, which are irrelevant and don't change the outcome.

Would you like any further assistance?

What just happened with all the verb tense disaster and missing nouns there could get smushed into a short comic strip form about what the funnier sort of internal corporate memos were like in the years before chatgpt provided easy bland slurry ghostwriting. I, too, also, a genius!

It was more masked when he was just the "there are many elements of office work that are funny" but then it got more apparent when he started demonstrated that he truly believed finding office work funny meant he was a supergenius.